Vacuum should be pronounced like Continuum

Just install a cowcatcher.

He is, unless they're not already billionaires.

He's done 1000 things that were too stupid for him until they happened.

He means farther. Speak English!

A legendary song (if nobody else had "discovered" it)

So on one hand you can help save the entire country, and on the other hand you might have to retire early. 🤷

I notice they're all adults.

Stephen Colbert said the same on his show, that she was actually renewed for a third season but wanted to do stand-up.

I'm sure there are some paper towels he can toss .

Orrrrr... maybe we rank first!

Missouri.

If he could piss fire, that would be appropriate here.

— Anthony Gottlieb, "Win or Lose," The New Yorker

Each member proposed one candidate, all of whom were discussed and, if necessary, examined in person, whereupon each elector cast a vote for every candidate of whom he approved. The candidate with the most approvals was the winner, provided he had been endorsed by at least 25 of the 41.”

The forty were pruned by lot to twelve, who nominated a total of twenty-five, who needed at least nine nominations each. The twenty-five were culled to nine, who picked an electoral college of forty-five, each with at least seven nominations. The 45 became 11, who chose a final college of 41.

Thirty electors were chosen by lot, and then a second lottery reduced them to nine, who nominated forty candidates in all, each of whom had to be approved by at least seven electors in order to pass to the next stage.

The actual election was a hilarious process, which is still better than how this DOGE came to power:

And whoever hired them.

We May Soon Have to Pay for Weather Forecasts Project 2025 proposes that most government weather and climate functions be privatized if the balance of power shifts in the White House next year

They have wanted to monetize weather forecast for a long time.
www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...

They need to march with a banner that reads 'We wish we could thank Target but they abandoned our community'

Do you think he has sold it yet?

If Musk slips from #1, will DJT still want to be his friend?

I read this in Neil Hamburger's voice until I got to the end and had to start over because I realized it wasn't a joke.

Well Jesus, when Trump said as much out loud recently you'd think that would at least warrant an investigation.

Fingers crossed

Wow! I didn't think he had it in him!

New rule: anybody who complains on social media about firefighting efforts has just volunteered for said efforts.

We were fucked as soon as Keurig cups started coming in boxes of 10.

Are any advertisers leaving?