Congratulations on the sapphicness

Lesbian!

@ghosthardware05.bsky.social may be the whole reason I exist.

But I tend to think of myself more as an SCP nowadays.

Kid me in the car with mom: Why does that store have the police tape all over it?

Mom: I think it turned out to be a brothel, dear.

Me: WHY WOULD ANYONE CLOSE A BROTHEL? I LIKE SOUP.

What do you call a drink that cows have at brunch?

A Moomoosa.

Just in case any of you were wondering.

With what? I'm ugly crying over here.

Psh. I'm super hydrated, bish.

I'm never going to stop ugly crying about this.

NOOOOOOO.

He was the most beautiful owl. I loved him so much. why did you do this @altaudge.ruins.party ?

I don't have a lap cat.

I have a lap ADDICTED cat.

This nerd makes swords look stupid.

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY

Can we use the dragon flute like a bowl?

Pyramidas from Power Rangers Zeo in his pyramid

Oh shit. I'm down. Lemme get my pyramid.

I do not have enough RC cars.

Must get more RC cars.

Give me your RC cars.

It doesn't help that the third hand is sticking out of my spine.

See, my mom would just point and laugh if it was the other way around.

You're right. She doesn't like me anymore.

Your mom told me.

Youre a dweeb.

Eeeeeeeee

I ain't no home wrecker

I'm just so slutty.

Thank goodness. She's pretty hot, so I was gunna risk it anyways.

Guys, I have a crush on yet another shit poster on here.

Should I be ashamed?

You're just so cute and stuff.

I don't remember this scene in Legend (1986)

Oh god, no.

God I'm so bad at poly dating on Feeld.