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Posts by Samsquanch

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3 hours ago 670 184 17 8

right. it came out sounding wrong. I meant the other owner.

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I didnt mean your dog. Sorry if thats how it came across.

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Muzzle training. My boy is not reactive in the aggressive way. But he introduces himself like the kool aid man. So he’s learned that we wear our muzzle when we leave our property. And so the muzzle means adventures!

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right?

Yeah the dude got an earful from me. no one wants to deal with angry old man samsquanch.

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I can never say "Fiona" normally.

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hey you have any kinda day you want.

(had a guy come up to me while I am wearing headphones just to tell me some dad joke he just thought up. The fuck? actually got me to remove my headphones for *that*?)

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I approve of game pinching.

Yeah I would not consider 14 year old me to be a terribly refined fellow.

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I remember liking the Lustbader books - but that is the memory of 14? year old me... so take that for what its worth

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oh noo. nothing so organized. I was a part of the neighborhood feral gang of abandoned gravel pit dirt bikers who ages ranged from 7-14. Unfettered. unsupervised. often bandaged. always dirty

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Seems these days handing out more naps is needful

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not mine. just rando pic. but nice, innit?

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a man in a green uniform is standing in front of a machine that says ' a ' on the front Alt: Cyrano Jones gleefully punching buttons. Star Trek TOS "The Trouble with Tribbles" GIF.

bluesky devs doing their ai vibe coding

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I LOVE Damnation Alley!

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you havent seen many sit-coms have you? thats a once each season plot line. (it never goes well)

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*grins*

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you keep my name out your fucking mouth

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PS - I just noticed the smirk on the lady in the background "kick him again, girl; he's still squirming"

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I fucking love these images of AOC giving RFK a bollocking.

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and now you too know what its like to shit in a home depot bucket.

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Morning.

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When I first saw these buzzballs things at the stab and grab I imagined what would go through a cops mind seeing the same thing "Oh...oh boy. the first time I pull over a 1991 Grand Prix with a back seat full of these its gonna be a real treat..."

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what my safe space looks like

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if they hung that in my school it would have been coated in spitwads by lunchtime

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two thoughts come to mind:

one, how can "informants" be illegal in the work they do? arent those called "witnesses"?

two, going after a whole pile of smart lawyers...clearly someone hasnt heard the old saw about "a war of words with someone who buys ink by the barrel"

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