It knows and old man’s ballbag and nob!

Gonna get the Christmas decorations down from the loft

Thank you mate! This is the best Birthday Boxing Day ever!

Thanks ballbag x

Thanks very much m8!

Thank you m’dear!

Long day at work but been out for a LOVELY steak! Now back home to play Fortnite with the kids (my own children, not children on the internet)

Cheers treacle

Thank you m’dear!

Cheers Marion! 🔴⚪️

Cheers pal!

Thank you and the most warmest regards to you m8

Thanks bbz 🥰

Thanks mate …. It’s been QUITE the day! x

Thank you mate! It’s been a solid 8/10 👍

Thank you m8!

It is my birthday today because of woke

Activate the solicitors!

Would be lovely if there was snow in Africa this Christmas time so we could sue the artists in Band Aid for gaslighting and spreading false information 🎄

Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick

Using something which looks like a sports dildo on my hamstring. Absolutely buzzing to be on planet earth right now

My skin feels like it’s about to fall off so I’m as pleased as punch

Just had a lovely hot bath, like our god and saviour Moo Deng

Farmer Dingle on the streets
Farmer Giles between the cheeks

My brain is my worst enemy

Only joking.

Goodnight

Who remembers what it’s like to smile?

Voluntarily put on Mistletoe & Wine earlier to try and cheer myself up.

Could only imagine Cliff Richard and Russ Abbott posing behind Captain Tom Moore in the Bahamas; the antidote to Fluoxetine

They brought it on themselves unfortunately

The new Goonies film should be about the gang trying to find ‘on the run from prison’ Sloth, after he murdered & buried the bodies of Chunk & his family who naively took him into their home without conducting the proper checks.

It also turns out Sloth was a paedophile.

Thank you