To the tune of Margaritas at the Mall: “Eating Lobster Roll at Fenway Park”

Pirates fans feel bad for Phillies fans. Phillies fans don’t think about Pirates fans at all

Damn, I’m going to have to watch this, thanks for the tip

Pirates/Twins World Series 2026

Back to back to back Iran flop to Orban loss to Trump threatening the Pope while your fake Catholic ass does nothing is a run we will never see again

It’s very funny and sad that this is true. But they took him out of the oven too soon or something. They fucked it up somehow. They’re gonna get someone’s ass over this.

Longtime disdain for everything about UFC continually and thunderously vindicated

Epstein's Eye Land Optometry Clinic

imagine Tracy Morgan saying "it's not what it looks like! Dr. Epstein is my optometrist."

If this is your kind of joke, you gotta watch Reggie Dinkins

He also joined a really shitty band from York, PA for some reason in the early 2010s

2008 Phillies stole 136 bases and were caught just 25 times, that’s nearly an 85% success rate *as a team*

My review of the new Mario movie: Where’s Waluigi? I want to see him

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?"

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable.

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands.

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records?

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

These two are addicted to being embarrassing

The loser in charge of running this account has copy+pasted this exact post in reply to four different trans journalists.

If this were a person, we'd call this a crashout. No idea what to call it when it's a formerly respected news organization trying to push obvious misinformation.

I’ll be there to freeze my ass off on Saturday

Ladies and gentleman… start your posting

Can’t wait for this show

Lancaster guy

I haven’t been cheering for the USA in the WBC. @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social provides a damn good rundown of why in his newsletter today: (1/2)

A Penn-educated TV host put in charge of the United States made baffling and indefensible decisions that result in American failure and humiliation on the world stage? Nah

kobe stans are embarrassing

Something about the gold standard appealed to people

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