Only now in the harsh light of a Thursday morning do I see the typo of "animel," a thing that my phone's autocorrect refuses to believe is a word and it's right. It's right! Anime. It's an anime.

It wouldn't be the final #dirtypair #anime #podcast without me forgetting the tags one last time.

We Come to the End of Our Journey in Episode 13! kei and yuri share a moment of intrigue

Oh, right. Also we come to the end of Dirty Pair FLASH 3, Dirty Pair animel, and Dirty Pair: Project P.O.D. I'm as surprised as you are that nobody's managed to get through it all before, but we did, damn it and now you can listen to the final episode: projectpod.bearblog.dev/we-come-to-t...

And so, we come to the end of our long journey. That's right: I got the achievement for completing all of the Majima Everywhere events and becoming the Dragon of Dojima, reborn once more.

Yuri is on the phone. Kei looks dismayed.

What's that, Chief? The final episode of Dirty Pair Project P.O.D. is coming to your podcasting app of choice at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT?

We Misjudged the Bottom of the Barrel in Episode 12! kei supports her partner with a thermos of tea

It might be Thanksgiving in the United States but it didn't stop us from posting a new podcast episode, also wow this episode of Dirty Pair FLASH 3 sure was painful to experience.
projectpod.bearblog.dev/we-misjudged... #anime #podcast #dirtypair #dirtypairprojectpod

votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.

me: huh

announcer: uoodoo is the pizza

me: ok

announcer: chirico is the cheese

me: sure

Kei doing that Kingdom Hearts walk with her arms behind her head. Nobody walks like this. Her face belongs in an episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and not this anime.

You'll understand what this is later. #dirtypair #podcast

Most people are like "wah wah I want Bloodborne on PC already" but true patriots know that the real holy grail is a Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise PC port.

Anyway, enjoy the new episode everyone. I didn't like watching it, but I had a good time recording it. #anime #podcast #dirtypair projectpod.bearblog.dev/we-might-hav...

SEE? SEE? HOW WOULD ACAST HANDLE THAT?

Kei sleeping on top of Yuri. She has found a pillow.

This would have been the podcast thumbnail but I was worried they'd not let it post. What did we use instead? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.

Project P.O.D., that is. Anime, podcastin'.

So are you all ready for the next episode of Dirty Pair?

Needless to say I can't find this stuff anywhere, much less something like a script translated into English. Lost media, I guess. If someone's got a line on it though, I will Learn Japanese and tell you all about it.

Second: a Takachiho-penned historical take that drops Kei and Yuri into late-1700s Japan as trainer ninja who get embroiled in political intrigues. This would also make an amazing game, probably. What's Ryu Ga Gotoku up to these days?

First up: a contemporary tale of a Kei and Yuri in America, solving crimes along Route 66 with the FBI: please make this a video game thanks

Whilst thinking about what comes next I dug into (read: found on Wikipedia and archive.org) the audio serials of Dirty Pair that were done in 2006-2007. Check this shit out:

Today is a good day to have finished recording the final episodes of our fair Dirty Pair podcast. We've done it, everyone, and in a few weeks you'll have the whole thing there for you to listen to! #dirtypair #anime #podcast

We Regret Our Choices In Episode 10! don't look back at the explosion, just strike that pose

It might not have HIT the FEEDS, but I assure you there is a brand-new episode of Dirty Pair: Project P.O.D. available for your listening PLEASURE. CAPS LOCK.
projectpod.bearblog.dev/we-regret-ou... #anime #podcast #dirtypair

big shout out to @projectpod.bsky.social who makes a dirty pair watch along podcast that I enjoy big time

You WILL believe: I can work ahead and have a podcast edited before 11 pm the night before it's supposed to post. #dirtypair #anime #podcast

We Come Roaring Back with Episode 9! yuri brought kei a present, kei brought yuri a baby

Okay so it's a little after midnight but close enough, your favorite #dirtypair #anime #podcast has returned! projectpod.bearblog.dev/we-come-roar...

Come back at midnight, you doubters and non-believers.

What's that? You thought we were never going to finish off Dirty Pair FLASH Series 3? You thought we'd fall short, as every other podcast that attempted to go through the animated works of Dirty Pair has before us?

Holy hell, this account is dusty. Poor thing, just sitting out here all alone.

This isn't the reason we still haven't put up a new episode in a while but it IS the reason I have to go find copies of Dirty Pair again.

A big Hell Yes to this

Recorded the first three episodes of season three of Dirty Pair Flash today and... hoo boy, those...

They are certainly episodes of a thing you can watch. Both better and worse than I remember!