Oh God. Do I have to boycott Marmite now. This is the ultimate moral dilemma.

Wherever I go, these lamppost flags appear to be at half mast. Is this to mark the passing of Nigel Farage’s dignity after his recent trip
to Mar-a-Lago? Or is it just that these “patriots” are a bunch of useless wimps who are scared of heights?

Someone else wrote it for him.

There you go.

And nor is “underway”. You are not alone.

Boundary change is highway robbery, says Bedfordshire councillor Documents show places in Bedfordshire could become part of a new Cambridgeshire council area.

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As a French speaker, when I read ChatGPT (which will forever now be Chippy Tea) it sounds like “chat, j’ai peté”. That means “cat, I farted”. Just saying.

I was hoping I could just ignore the howlers and enjoy a fictional historical drama - but it’s beyond turgid.

We lasted for three episodes. No more.

Very interesting. That’s the joy of R4: turn it on at random and you never know what you’ll get - but chances are it’ll be fascinating.

It is, indeed. But it is what they voted for.

Rachel Reeves signals UK could lower US car tariffs in push for trade deal UK negotiators are working

American cars are shite. Cut the tariff - we’re still not going to buy them.

Weird. That’s normally at the last game of the season.

NORAD says Santa is in Zambia. Google says he’s in Romania. Who should I believe?!

Nottingham is 4 minutes 33 seconds behind GMT. Is today still its earliest sunset?