This year is already a joke we don’t need add any “April fools” today.

Everyday is April Fools’ when you live in America

I love whining and complaining and bitching

happy hump day indeed 🥴🥵

no one is more jobless than the clientele of a starbucks midday on a monday and i stand by that

more photos to come! 💖💍

ty ty! i am so excited!!

more photos to come! 💖💍

woke up in a cold sweat at 3 am to post this

just woke up from a dream where i was mediating an argument between Hillary Duff and Nicolas Cage. idk what they were arguing about but Hillary was in the right

Conan Gray donated 100% of last night’s proceeds from his tour shirt sales to the Minnesota Immigrants Rights Action Committee:

“[The MIRAC] is doing important work defending the rights of all immigrants here in MN.”

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

cover of POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLES EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA featuring shirtless bud on the left and a chuck tingle book on the right they are trotting in a gallery of tinglers

the comments section after one of my posts about art goes viral

i was literally just talking about how threads has some of the most brain rot conservative takes on it. like i can’t open the app without being forced to read some of the dumbest crap i’ve ever seen

Science fiction needs to become aspirational again. Show us better tomorrows are possible.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.

He is currently in custody while police search his addresses in Berkshire & Norfolk.

He turns 66 today.

If you see this post, do it 😏

Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'2”
Shoe: 9.5
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: Not anymore!
Tattoos: 10
Piercings: 6
Fav drink: vodka cranberry

i love having days off work, but i hate not having tasks to keep me busy

Bad Bunny ranks at #5 on IFPI’s 2025 Global Artist chart.

ty ty! 🥺🥺

Officially two weeks with no nicotine! Everyone tell me you’re proud of me and give me a kiss on the forehead

ayyy then i’m at a 4/5 on this list 😤

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

unfortunately i do like seeing all of my friends shirtless!

fuck scream 7 btw!!

does it count if i have a drivers license but haven’t used it in 4 years 😂

omg happy birthday!!

not to flex but i’ve been nicotine free for 12 days and im hella proud of myself rn

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*