Comic Title: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of The Mothman
Description: a upright-standing bug-creature with human arms and a humanoid body, stands with its arms out. His bug-like eyes are red and glowing, his wings have subtle moth-like patterning. He has antennae, an armored body and joints, with gross hairs all over.
Jokes:
- When you’re an unholy terror, but you’re also kind of a huge nerd. (He’s less “Living Horror,” and more “Aggressively flopping near a person’s windshield”
- Weighs as much as a medium-sized bag of leaf mulch
- (Pointing at wings) His wings sound like a wet yoga mat being slapped against a garage door.
- (Pointing at antennae) These babies pick up streaming channels he 100% didn’t pay for.
- No neck! His head is just bolted directly onto his anxieties.
- Relationship status: “IT’S COMPLICATED” (with a 60-watt G.E. bulb)
- Spider-man gets a “Spidey-sense”. A “Month-sense”… but it only triggers when he’s disappointed his mother.
- Likes: Flame. Dislikes: Um, flame
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TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of The Mothman
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NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to @usccbofficial.bsky.social, a day that celebrates bishops who go to jail for defying unjust laws, in particular laws that hurt the marginalized in the name government war mongering. I bet there are some really great ways you could celebrate today if you think really hard.
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yeah I’m into LOTR
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
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Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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Iowa City made buses free in August 2023 with a goal of lowering emissions and encouraging people to take public transit.
Now ridership is up, traffic is down, and the program is extremely popular.
So popular that the City Council has voted to extend it for another year.
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Encouraging people not to break the law, or as it's more commonly known: treason
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For someone who very much does not have any children, I sure do get roped into a lot of parenting advice conversations!
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r/Ask_Lawyers post:
Court Forcing Me To Pay A Fortune In Child Support After Divorce
Hello, I'm a little-known soccer player in the US, but l earn a very good salary.
I met my ex-wife, who has a modeling career, seven years ago, and we had a five-year-old daughter. We divorced five months ago, and since then, l've been facing a legal case regarding my daughter's support. The court wants me to pay $60,000 in support, which, even though it represents less than 10% of my salary, I don't think is fair because no child, even with a high standard of living, would spend more than $10,000 a month. In my view, my ex-wife is asking for this amount to use for herself and not necessarily for my daughter's sake.
My legal team is working to defend a monthly amount of $20,000, which we believe is the fairest amount. Before going to court to start the whole thing, I made sure to put all my money in Bitcoin so that the court has no power over the fruits of my hard work.
According to my lawyers, the money transferred to Bitcoin could have serious legal consequences, but I'm still fighting for the truth and intend not to stop. I want to hear your guys view of this entire case and whether putting the money in Bitcoin is fair and a good strategy.
We’re not mean enough to men actually
www.reddit.com/r/Ask_Lawyer...
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Don’t worry they know this!
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Unironically I think this should be illegal. We should have the right to be dead.
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Introducing my roommate to Leverage, as is my sacred duty as a good roommate
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Some people here love to dismiss ‘sportsball’ but S. African teams being banned from international competition was an important factor in ending Apartheid because it made their crimes real for non-political folk.
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All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
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"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
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Btw here’s that epic moment the churches all came together and began ringing their bells as loud as possible for the protesters in DC.
More profound than car horns. These are not the average recorded chimes we usually hear.
They laid on them heavy for the people.
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Police are responding to an active shooter situation at Annunciation Church, Minneapolis, where a man dressed in black and armed with a rifle was reported. Possible multiple casualties.
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We gotta vilify harder, gang
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NEW: Bishop Rojas of San Bernardino has dispensed his Diocese from the obligation to attend Sunday Mass due to ongoing ICE raids.
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NPR removed theirs a while ago and honestly? Good decision
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Pope Leo is really coming out swinging with reminders of the Church’s obligation towards justice and peace and I dig it
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Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?
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I speak to men all the time at work. This one was Different and I did NOT like it. Designs on my virtue I tell you!
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