Hello Kitty just pushed me over on the last round of Fall Guys and I’m stinking with rage

Post curry coolness

Where’s the toilet roll? Just in the first lot of fridges pal

Never mind Darlo mags have just got on the way to the match

Stress levels travelling from Manchester to Durham by train. Manchester - fine. Dewsbury - rising. Leeds - significant. York Christmas shoppers -

I declare Christmas officially open

Getting in the festive spirit in the best way I know how with the 1000lb sisters Christmas spesh #classic #cosy

I’ve been here a month already just talking to myself so it’s nice to finally have some folk around so I can still just continue to talk to myself anyway.

I thought who wouldn’t have noticed that!?! But the blinds are closed and it has been chilly. Maybe they’re hibernating like a hedgehog but when they unburrow at least there’s something to nibble on come March.

Hello stranger - you seem have a ‘cheese flavoured’ floppy plastic problem externally

Do you knock on someone’s door and tell them someone’s hoyed a cheese slice at their window and it’s been there four days? I think I’d want know

How many people that appeared on Channel 5's best British ads would follow everyone back on Bluesky???

This is unprecedented.

Hate it here already but in a nice way

@dochreidte.bsky.social you seem cool

only here because Musk is a useless cunt