his balls, like a newton's cradle?

ARE THERE BEANS????

Hell yeah I support UBI. Unhinged Blorbo Intimacy

a punk looking tattooed and pierced guy with blue hair tied up in a little bun is taking a selfie in the mirror at the gym. He is pulling up his shirt to show off his chest/stomach and his shorts are pulled down to let it all hang out. His dick is hard and his tongue is out bc he’s a slut

at this point the employees just pretend they don’t see him 🫩

the employees are clapping like seals actually

bubble bath by cyn invoking bon iver is actually so much funnier than I realized

I'm seeing it. I'm receiving it. 22, a million is taking me somewhere

(I escaped from that saw trap I get to say it)

uh oh. I didn't know this was a wisconsin boy

ok I'm listening to bon iver for the first time

yummy

#discoelysium #kimharry #nsfw

watch me fuck around a whole lot 👍

with an attentive eye, you can even catch a single frame of santa hat

I wasn't having notable problems before but today I couldn't get anything to load through the app from like 3-9am. excited to see what's next

the first time I did this I thought I was going to have a literal heart attack but I didn't want to bc I was on my way to work

nik keeps trying to sign dylan up as a joke but even though nik puts "I'm a TURBO GAYBOY" on the app, the response is just a pic of him out shopping with nik stamped with a big red "HETEROSEXUAL" and they're both frankly on the verge of divorce #8 over it

ex. the classic "I cried and you quietly held me until I could put myself back together" but if you try to ask them about it they'll feel mocked and think you mean to blackmail them lol

what nik NEEDS (to learn to share vulnerabilities with safe people) is not what nik wants (looking weak can never be safe) but you really can't hide that shit forever, so they would obsess over moments when something slipped out and someone else accepted it without bringing attention to it

I can't believe they don't let straight people on bake off, that's wild

I hate him because sometimes you say something about him that has me like "oh he's so sweet I love him" 😮‍💨

oh mannnnnn my porn art feed is no longer a porn art feed on account of I've posted photos that aren't art and the feed only collects media posts marked as adult. wow it would have been great if I'd had a perfect tagging system before I started posting since I can't add them now

my oc nik on their back with their legs up, make up smeared all over their face, eyes closed in rapture. juin's oc dylan is above them, sweating, having been penetrating them with his impressive tdick. he has kiss marks and spots of make up on his face and shoulders. the color theme of the art is pinks and reds

anybody else ever pretend to be your best enemy's gf for his family function, but you're both so desperate for affection and so fulfilled in your act that you get emotionally scrambled by night and need each other more than you've ever needed anything before, and the act no longer feels like acting?

unfinished sketch of a beefy tiefling man with someone's hand holding his chin and putting a thumb in his mouth. his pointed tongue comes out past his sharp teeth and licks their palm

honestly just wanted to draw him doing something with his tongue ngl

man HONESTLY those are great waves by my post-shower standards. I'm gonna look into this, thanks 🙇‍♀️

have you tried a dry shampoo? they're expensive so totally understand if that's a big no but the one I use adds a little extra texture and hold until I'm forced to wash. I've tried using a light oil to replace my natural oil after showers but you'll never guess how that goes (flat flat flat flat)

GOING THROUGH THIS EXACT THING LATELY

I never knew I had wavy hair until last august because even conditioner weighs it straight

I've found a really light sea salt mousse applied when wet helps on the first day but I only get really wavy after my own oil gets back down the strands again 😔

trying to become flexible enough to get in this position asap

TAKING HEADSHOT COMMISSIONS FOR $35🥴

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"instinct to assassinate the thing causing you pain" is giving me massive "I don't have anxiety men are just hard wired to need to know where the exits are in case a fight starts" vibes

text: "This is a reminder that your rent payment is due April 1st." button text: "Make Payment Online"

pretty tasteless april fools joke tbh