happy birthday lesbians I love you

I hope dan and phil are having a good 4/20

hi court!!

happy birthday!!!🎉

I can’t believe there’s still one direction drama girl get over yourselves

and yes this is her as the lead singer of 5sos it was very important to 15 yr old me and this is my fave rpf so there

cassidy’s 5sos sonas if anyone cares btw

yes!! I’m down here with my mom

hi so just remember this but for real this time bc the sirens are going off haha I’m in danger

is** anyway I’m so fuckin excited

omg guys I think me going to 5sos in confirmed

me vs ordering a cosplay that at the latest would come three days before the con

atom eve my beloved <3 #invincible #atomeve #fanart

actually I checked it so many times before work and I was scared dude I thought it might’ve gone down for good😭

oh my god hi I’m off of work and we’re back

hello???????

guys if I die in a tornado tonight can you make sure dan and phil come to my funeral

“I like your face the way it is, I don’t want uncanny philly” and what if I died

if someone in this car touches me unnecessarily again I’m gonna kill myself

do you guys think we’ll get our membership cards by july maybe

got through hard launch okay, immediately gave up on smosh mouth and I’ll listen to it when I get home lmao

trying to keep a straight face while catching up w hard launch and smosh mouth in the car

The caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” under a photo of a rat playing on a tiny plastic piano

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

can’t watch the pod but holy shit dan’s arms are out

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

I need to eat, pack, and do my nails but I’m so tired

they’re all smut too😭 not a single fluffy one shot in sight

going through the mark grayson tag on tumblr and I have never seen so many x reader fics at once

giggling kicking my feet bc my cool coworker said we should do something sometime

listen my tax refund just hit too so like…….. why not