this winter is Sino-Muslim Winter. It's not enough to become just Chinese anymore. We're gonna have to get a lil Hui with it, we're gonna have to read the Han Kitab, it's just gotta happen.

i have Poop Privilege unfortunately..

The Left doesn't want you to Gently Cradle your balls in Meemaw City..

the male orgasm is fake shut up they made it up Nuh uh stop im not listeninggg

Pussy Holes live alongside God in heaven and they are Very Happy To See You

pussies are Freaked up if you think about it.

why would God give a hole to His children? does He have another species analogous to donut holes that's just the scooped out flesh? many questions to ask..

do you think God stays in heaven cuz his pussy too wet, his dick too big, his balls too heavy, etc?

do you think Mr Krabs ever just jerked off in the woods cuz there's no one around and stuff

eating a gay people and poop sandwich

I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf . I Fucked A Smurf .

spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.

Charlie Kirk deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!

#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!

spam @God with the hashtag #BringHimBack to MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD.

Hulk Hogan deserves another chance at life so he can FUCK The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune!

#BringHimBack! #BringHimBack!

My dog: Hello, Brother. It's Me, Hulk Hogan. I'm Back.

me: *tearing up* oh my god..

my dog: Rip And Tear... Mutilate... Burn.. Rend The Flesh From Every Bone. Make This World Beautiful, Brother.

me: I will... I promise.

Me: dude you're not gonna BELIEVE what my wife did to my cock last night..

friend: fuck yeah bro Lay It On Me

me: ok so-

that one friend I don't like knowing things: what was it

me: nothing. Doesn't even matter. Was stupid anyway. Life is fucking stupid.

Sydney Sweeney and Jim Davis have been spotted going at it doggy style at Chili's

friend: there's only a couple weeks before we graduate high school! We gotta get Our Dicks into Some Pussies before college or Santa won't bring us any presents this year!

me: erm.. I definitely know what a pussy is but could you give me a rundown of the basics real quick,.

Shadow Demon getting fucked by The System but only the parts where he's " Gay As Hell(?) "

I Fucked The Devil's Pussy On Love Island

Me watching Spider-Man Far From Home: I'm starting to think this guy's diaper is further away from home than HE is!

wife: what are you watching, honey?

me: *quickly turns it off* porn

My Flock

me: I AM DECOLONIZED! I AM DECOLONIZED!

voice: reach into your pocket..

me: *slowly reaches into my pocket and pulls out a rat* whatr the fuck,,,,,

an edit of Elf (2003) featuring my original character "The Creamer"

mhmm.. oh fuck yeah😩, lead that horse to water...😩 mhm.. Fuck im almost there😩... now make him drink😩.. ..,,, what do you mean you cant do it??!?

telling someone they "hate fun" and "lack whimsy" because they think the Holocaust was a bad thing

imagine making quite possibly the most brilliant satire of neo-machiavellianism, toxic transmasculinity, and bi-lesbianism ever that perfectly deconstructs the idea of a "male orgasm" and dudebros idolize what's arguably the most blatant cartoon villain in all of media.

can't believe the society we live in has such low media literacy that people literally come away from Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives thinking Guy Fieri was the good guy.

that feeling when having no one who shares your interests is tomorrow

real men dont do coke without first getting their permission slips signed by a parent or guardian

pussy can turn a man into an airplane