I watched the 2001 Josie and the Pussycats movie because it’s on Prime video.
Me: *grasping the movie’s satire on manufactured consumerism and pop culture *
Also me: “Oh shit they got a Dreamcast booth and copies of Crazy Taxi for sale!”
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Damn
Hottest thing youve ever posted ngl
Its true my shit is less am i good at math and more do i understand how to navigate squarespace and kickstarter forms
A mid snack at best, since made completely and utterly obsolete by the chipwich
wait let's play marathon pls
tess
hey
sup
hey i am running to your house right now do you have leftovers and if not will you make me some
This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this
much has been said about the "old man" trope and the warped perception of age in tales rpgs but being in your thirties and acting like a senior citizen around 16-year-olds goes crazy sometimes
they're always such harsh blue light too
i've like only ever seen this in LA and it's fuckin wild to me
yeah hey wsup
oh no
i think enough time has passed that i can safely say it was kind of embarrasing that so many of you lost your mind so bad over a game that was literally called "elmer's ring"
I mean he had to be curious
!!!!!
wait okay so i thought of a better and also worse idea that is maybe more food safe:
a sip of theseus, where i do the same thing but for a cocktail
rax this is beautiful and i know it's not what you're describing but in my mind's eye this happened at the 9:30 club
i mean i would absolutely crush a 300 garlic clove soup, i made the like 50 clove one and it wasn't enough
this is me coded
the problem is mine would be refrigerated in between cookings which i think is the problem in terms of like, food safety
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OH SHIT
on some level i'm sad i didn't come up with the idea but i am also glad i am not risking being the pioneer here
considering starting a "soup of theseus", a soup i make and eat half of, then the next time i want to have soup, i bulk it out with other ingredients and flavors, then eat half, repeating ad infinitum forever
friends who are servsafe certified will this kill me
Why not all three?
the wig moment was cool
if i told you "i threw the baby clothes into the hamper" would you think i threw a baby?
big dogs gut with ray bans and his hand on his chin. strong bold text in all caps reads "if you can't PISS with the BIG DOGS", with permanent marker text underneath reading "Stay out of the BATHROOM!"
i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs