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Posts by The Ugly Machine

I think it's like millennials putting "lol" and the end of every text, it's like a weird buffer that is used so much it feels hollow now, edificial. That's just my take tho

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Ooh yeah that thing does look cool

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A simple drawing in shades of purple on a paper background of a fox blacksmith hammering at a sword on an anvil while a scruffy little terrier sleeps nearby. The fox is wearing a leather apron and a watch cap with little boots on their feet. The artist's signature says "@Ghostcashewart"

A simple drawing in shades of purple on a paper background of a fox blacksmith hammering at a sword on an anvil while a scruffy little terrier sleeps nearby. The fox is wearing a leather apron and a watch cap with little boots on their feet. The artist's signature says "@Ghostcashewart"

A Fox Blacksmith for @theuglymachine.bsky.social !

โ˜• get your own ko-fi doodle here: ko-fi.com/c/c41366a269

1 day ago 47 17 1 1

The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not

2 days ago 183 36 4 0

Not grumpy @ you, but the people who searched for every post with the word "dog" in it this morning and posted a gif under a very sincere post need their phones dissolved

21 minutes ago 1 0 1 0

An actual comment on something means 10000x more every time, and has an actual chance of the people you're trying to communicate with of *gasp* interacting with you! On social media! Wild stuff :)

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they're banning smartphones in schools because your posts are so bad they're a threat to the kids

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It is so heartbreaking I go into like this emergency caretaker mode when I hear it

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๐Ÿ™ bless u

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facebook behavior. Adding gif support to this site was such a shitty idea

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Update: he saw the vet and is doing ok, needs lots of rest and some drugs to keep the swelling down. My partner is staying home with him all day and building barricades so he doesn't try to jump on or off anything for a week or so.

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He has a whole fireplace he is in front of rn, his butt is a baked potato at this point

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๐Ÿ–ค ty :)

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You? Never :)

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As you can see from the grime on it, this gets used in the machine shop quite a bit. I don't think I want to get a nice one because it's gonna get gross fast lol

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An independent numpad with calculator feature

An independent numpad with calculator feature

Yours is so much cooler than the math/engineering nerd one I have lol

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If I ever find the person who hurt my dog before we adopted him I am going to flense and fillet them so thinly and slowly

2 hours ago 82 2 5 1
Chapter in his baby bed

Chapter in his baby bed

Here is the latest update picture. He is now able to go for little walks, he took himself to the kitchen for a drink without too much struggle or visible pain.

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He will be ok. It's happened before and it took a few days to bounce back, but he's a strong little guy

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Chapter the dog in his little baby bed looking sad

Chapter the dog in his little baby bed looking sad

Prayers up for Chapter today please. He's had a bad lumbar spine since we adopted him, most likely from abuse. He had an episode this morning where it became too painful for him to stand. He's ok now but getting checked out. Not the first flare up but they're spooky and we hate to hear him yelp :(

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Shout-out to everyone else who fell asleep last night with makeup on

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Omg there is enough snow outside to pack a snow bong #bleased #fourhundredandtwenty

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GM HOE

GM HOE

First thing I'm gonna say when I see you tomorrow morning

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Pasta fonezool

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mummy voice YouTube video by kmlkmljkl

I need this video with that picture at the end

17 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Gave it two weeks of tries and then swore it off forever. It had neat ideas but making every upgrade have a (sometimes very harsh) downside too made every run a glass cannon run eventually, which is not very enjoyable when it's asking for literal hours of commitment per run!

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Returnal. A roguelike with good gunplay turned into "what do you MEAN runs are hours+ long and punish any play that isn't perfect the entire time." There is almost no way to recover a run in a death spiral and the gameplay loop became "that death felt cheap and unavoidable, gonna put this down now"

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Chapter doing a blep

Chapter doing a blep

Look at this and tell me expressions of pure love do not exist in the world

19 hours ago 57 4 1 0

I'm doing radical positivity today, done being sad about myself and the world

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