Mendoza, much like in the title game says Mommy, Fuck yeah, and adds, I don’t wanna, when he finds out where’s he’s going

The theme of the 2026 Astros

And at 24 he may never be

And obvious. I mean I knew it was gonna happen

Painful

They are so
ARRRGGGGHHHH

Sad laughing 😆

lol

Is joining the Astros a death sentence now?

Turns out the phrase “America First” is preceded by the words “Sell Out.”

Why are they even having this??
Why???

Truly is. Radiation killed my taste buds for quite some time as well so that made it difficult but thanks fully that has also resolved

Love being back to cooking again. About the only thing I can do normally since surgery.
Halibut with blistered tomatoes, glazed carrots, and German style potatoes either onions. Yum

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Everything’s fine

I’m ready for a refresh

We’re picking up players DFA’d from the White Sox!

You are spot on professor

*saw that

Oh. I save that. Lol

I might go as far as square doc or doc squared

Analytics are wrong about Yordan in 2nd spot. He needs to be in clean up. Period. Our 7,8,9 don’t do shit for him so the extra hit he gets amounts to jack shit

Should’ve kept Whitcomb in

I seem to already have them blocked. Let me guess they’re a Karener?

And Espada pulled Whitcomb who hit a late inning 3 rbi homer yesterday.
This lefty righty batter thing is a fallacy I fear

Welp

When we’re picking up DFA’d dudes from the White Sox… 🤷🏼‍♂️
#Astros

AFuckingMen

This may be the first time I’ve agreed with a cat