Is like his brain (what little there is of) is not connected to his mouth where his foot is 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m really wanting to see what she’ll do with the A bomb! And if / how she gets away with it!

I still have their song in digital form from those years ago still in my music library

Just a reminder: bottle shops are closed tomorrow.

People who can drink plain black coffee with no sugar should be put on trial for witchcraft.

For a newer better one I hope!

Come back to us when you’ve watched #TheBoys and #GenV

I told you you’d get a decent payout esp how valuable and appreciated you were to them

2x macho points goes to me for replacing both wiper blades on my i30 with out breaking them! (And buy blades I don’t just mean the rubber pieces that side in) 👏🏼

Wow, in all the years of #MAFS, ive never seen anyone walk out in the middle of a couch session! I guess she can dish it and not receive it

Look I don’t know if this a new iOS 26 feature or I haven’t noticed before but it seems that the Apple Music app now has karaoke text for its song, thus converting any iPhone or iPad in to a full on karaoke machine without the terrible synth music in the background. Bravo 👏🏼

Wow last nights dinner party was like next level! Poor Chris, I felt sorry for him, he actually put his feelings on the line.. regardless of his audition tape he didn’t deserve that.
As for brook, well I have no words at her appalling behaviour! Good riddance I say! #MAFS

Now that’s over with.. bring on the first commitment ceremony of the season!! 😁🤌🏼 #MAFS

First there was the dinner party and now revelations week.. oh drama oh drama where art thee 😂😂 #MAFS

Silly boy! He’ll be feeling sorry for him self later 🐶

JFC how did he get to them? 🐶 ☠️

If you see this, post a character that starts with an A

Wow, she’s a piece of work that Alissa. #MAFS

Good lord.. how much work have you had done Gia 🤌🏼 #MAFS

I would like to apologise now in advance for any #MAFS / #MAFSAU posts that may appear on your timeline over the next 12 weeks.. actually I do not.

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For who I am and be somewhat comfortable with myself. It’s great you are gaining more confidence with yourself Ryan, and be comfortable wearing those singlets as you are improving yourself! 🥰

Since I moved to QLD, singlets/tank tops have been my essential non work clothing! It’s too humid to go around with tshirts.. even though I have a gut (I’ll never lose, and hate my body hair which I trim regularly because I’m so self conscious of it) it’s really taken to my 40s to accept me /

a woman in a pink wig is sitting next to another woman in a colorful shirt . ALT: a woman in a pink wig is sitting next to another woman in a colorful shirt .

42 and no tats either!

Excuse me but when did the urban dictionary disappear from the iOS App Store

Not exactly something you see everyday in a random street parking spot.. or is it?

That’s it, not buying any more Xmas presents of any sort! I’m done!

How we spend our downtime here in the office! Mission impossible: meerkat rescue

a blond long-haired dachshund puppy is curled up in a pink shaggy dog bed. he's peering at you from within his cozy hole with one wide eye. his nose is crinkled in a snarl. he can't believe you disturbed his slumber.

This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)