On this glorious release day of LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY BY LEE CRONIN of LEE CRONIN FAME, let us take a minute to remember the glorious disaster that was the botched trailer drop for Tom Cruise’s The Mummy that lacked music in some places:
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New mixtape name:
No One Knows I Peed In The Pacific Ocean But A Strong Tide Swept Me Three Feet Back And Now I’m Swimming Through A Cloud Of My Own Piss Vol. 1
Just call me MR. ANTEAFA
Lover of leaves
Hater of fascists
I heard a guy today say “jacking it off” instead of “jacking off” and I immediately thought (and now believe) that he absolutely destroyed his shit, like his hog is just a husk and a whisper of smoke
You know what job has disappeared over the last few decades?
Ombudsperson.
Time travel has such a a bad rep
Name a greater duo than green screens and modern metalcore music videos
You know who wasn’t in the Epstein files?
Belial from the Basket Case franchise.
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Please get Griss to watch this video like it was the Zapruder film:
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Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.
Enjoy a mid experience 🫡
Avoid The Running Man to keep that streak going (DID NOT LIKE IT)
In Kolkata for a wedding and catching up on @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social VODs at the hotel
Has anyone seen Rag'n'Bone Man and Teddy Swims in the same room
Something you and Griss should know is that the org books the dates and then tries to source local-ish DJs so every single city/venue gets a different experience every time
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’ve been to the Shrek Rave twice if you have any Qs
Tron Ares using Command And Conquer-ass audio plugins for computer voices
I miss the Yang Gang era of internet stupidity
William Hurt in Altered states tho
The only thing left for Katy Perry to do now is to reunite with 3OH!3. You know it’s true. I know it’s true. It is as the prophecies foretold
Cowards should have used the story’s original ending.
I wanted to like the Edgar Wright version of The Running Man but it lacked conviction in what it wanted to be. Its message was muddled and lacked any real emotional heft. Popcorn cinema, sure, but tonally hollow.
Snow on Montreal sidewalks looking real yellow rn like someone peed on it
but it’s because the fallen, uncleared leaves are melding together with the watery snow into a paste-like substance
Also yeah I peed but so what
you can’t prove it
Jason Derulo whispering his name at the beginning of tracks like it’s a watermark to fight against music pirates but has no awareness of a DAW’s editing abilities
Just you wait until the folks who spent years creating JibJabs of their grandkids and flooding Facebook with them find out about generative AI's video capabilities.
Came up with this idea in a dream. I wish I had a higher calibre of dream.
Renaming Jack Skellington as Sam Skeleton Sr as a form of self-care
Enlightened death metal singers during a concert being like
WE THINK ALL WOMEN ARE GREAT. TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANYTHING DIFFERENT.
THIS ONE’s CALLED “RESPECT THE GASH”
