Well, I guess that just about wraps up another day in the dopamine mine.

Emus performed so well in the Great Emu War, I'd like to see them have a crack at Federal politics.

I wish I had 30% of Odin's chill.

I think you could do more damage with a rock cake.

How much training will it take so I can send a jellyfish in to work for me on Monday?

No-one does.

Big lounge music fans though. Eelings, nothing more than eelings...

You say that as if you haven't personally witnessed ridiculous things I have done.

You can't go past a good gusset.

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

It begs the question, what kind of problems DO eels need?

In case you wondered if I'm still an artwanker, just spent the day at GOMA.