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Posts by Olivia Shaffer
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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#truecrime #coldcase #westmemphisthree #unsolved
News flash: it’s not commentary for me
If tv and films were scheduled and produced like The Four Seasons, I would have stayed in the film industry.
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If Man City wanted to win something this season they shouldn’t have had such a terrible font on their shirts
Have the guys downing protein powder and getting thigh implants ever considered "being a man in a bookstore wearing a sweater that looks soft."
My next book will just be photographs of plants and the title will be, "A Hummingbird Was Here 1/10th of a Second Ago"
Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
Is it my fate that this company haunts me forever?
Why won’t it go away?
It’s still there
I’ve blinked so many times
There’s an ad that said “blink and you’ll miss our sale”
anakin (with artist emoji beret and palette edited onto him poorly): i've finished organizing all my reference images padme: and now you're going to draw something, right? anakin (with nintendo switch controller poorly edited into frame): padme: ...you're going to draw something, right?
New threads just entered the chat, better hide your fabrics lest you want them embroidered
the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
If anyone is worried about a marriage working, just remember it’s supposed to be you and your best friend. It’s really fun. Happy 8 years, babe!
#couplegoals #marriageadvice #bumpersticker
subarus! at the REI
The sojourner's stomach seldom settles.
Spotify started playing this song while I was making my husband a sandwich.
#coincidence #excuseme #inevercook #feminism #bordercollie #Australianshepherd #goodwoman #thestaves #toomanyhashtags #overuseofhashtags #hashtag
American Goldfinch male in magnolia blossoms
Further proof that spring has sprung. #birds and flowers. American Goldfinch in the magnolia tree that brightens my back garden.
So excited for the new episode of Severance tonight. I won’t be able to sleep through work today!