Waiting patiently for the news that Pam Bondi’s husband has a Prince Albert and wears nipple clamps.

I’m a white female college grad and I think that I am as legitimately and importantly American as a white male who flunked out of trade school and listens to podcasts at the gym.

The same way Tony Soprano was "miffled"

Slyngstad always gets it right…

Page 261 of economic historian Guido Alfani's book "As God's Among Men," relaying the history of European democracies preserving themselves by banishing the super-rich, from ancient Greece through the Middle Ages. I apologize that I'm unable to type in the text verbatim: I'm on my phone, typing with one finger on the tiny keyboard (meaning: typing is very slow), and I have to go to an appointment now.

Fun fact: for over a thousand years, European societies banished & exiled the super-rich, who were recognized as posing an existential threat to democracy.

Even in the 4thC BCE, Aristotle said the rich would "be placed above the law or they could even become 'the' law."

Bring back banishment?

I forgot that every LLM's logo was a butthole

Why does it feel like most of the country is just trying to Serenity Prayer their way out of fascism

RFK JR, LEANING UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO THE TRAUMATIZED INTERN EDITING HIS WORKOUT VIDEO WITH KID ROCK: be sure to make the 'WHOLE MILK' font extra cummy

Anti-vaxxers pushing their measles patient zero child to the front of the ER line after infecting half the town

Inner monologue of every migratory bird as the climate collapses

This is what ICE looks like

US government yelling at us to have more babies when the domestic supply of manbabies is already so oversaturated

MAGA heading to work Monday for Operation Destroy Bad Bunny

Come on down to Copyrights Bar and Grill for the Big Sunday Football Title Final Match Sports Excitement Event party

ICE agent wearing skull mask that is usually associated with the neo Nazi atomwaffen group

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

It's so grim that ICE are out murdering and kidnapping and the Trump admin is like "yes this is great we're gonna do more of this and livestream it, let's get some camera crews out to film this."

and Democrats are like "OK but we need more money for body cameras if we're gonna keep funding this"

The year is 2026 and we have measles in concentration camps in America.

The horrors persist but so do I

I somehow went from watching Casablanca to the Star Wars prequels, which was like a caviar appetizer followed by 3 courses of dumpster soup

Just read the Heritage Foundation's "Saving the Family" plan

Just spent more time with this stoplight than Erica Kirk ever has with her kids

I dim the lighting each time before I call my mother like I work at a 911 call center

This is great! Philly DA Larry Krasner vows to "hunt down" ICE agents who are breaking the law like Germany hunted down Nazis after WWII. “This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades

A draft I just found while cleaning out my Notes app 💀💀

Leavitt and Cheryl Hines at a Trump event

the new season of Curb is bleak

Noem is just the melting face of DHS. Miller runs the show

They say the Piazzale Loreto is lovely this time of year

I remember someone saying "Tom Cotton's name is as close to Jim Crow as reality would allow"