'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Want to support #WomeninSTEM? Don’t hold back an invite for something bc they’re pregnant/ just had a baby/ have a small child. People always say they’ll invite “later” but later never comes- let me lean on my support network and figure it out instead! 🔭🧪

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.

So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.

Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk

Love this! Now I am wondering where those mugs went after we cleaned our parents house. I hope my brother has them!

Same😩

A street mural depicting references to Duke Ellington and racial segregation in baseball and accomodations.

#Tagtuesday #Streetart

My grandson is in an arts middle school on his way to an arts high school. His graduation class painted this nural.

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

Could everything just...not...for a while?

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

A moment of appreciation for the earrings you were wearing in DC that matched the book cover☺️

I am choosing to believe they are more entertained by making the microphone spin and do tricks…

Lmfao he is lying to these astronauts as he talks to them while they are space

New over here so introducing myself with some commentary on Artemis II!

Christina Koch’s facial profile backlit by Earth in the background, through the spacecraft window

So, to sum up, a couple of days ago Christina Koch became the first woman to see Earth in its entirety, and today – right now, in fact – she is the first woman to see the Moon up close, and the first woman to see the far side. 🥹

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

Just in our feelios for what humans have not done

I’m crying at a falafel shop

Yeah, we know, but
“Doctors recommend people receive the vaccine at 50 and that's generally when insurance covers it…”

Screenshot: Key lunar flyby times, milestones All times Eastern, subject to change based on real-time operations 1 p.m. NASA+ coverage of lunar flyby begins 1:56 p.m. Crew passes distance from Earth record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 2:45 p.m. Lunar flyby begins 7:02 p.m. Orion closest approach to the Moon (4,070 miles) 7:07 p.m. Orion reaches maximum distance from Earth (252,760 miles) 8:35 p.m. Orion enters solar eclipse

NASA #Artemis II flyby coverage schedule; all times in Eastern. You can follow along live on NASA+ (plus.nasa.gov) or on the NASA YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/@NASA).

It should be amazing to watch!

IF BERGER HAD SCORED THAT!!
😳

#NWSL

NWSL should cancel their broadcast agreement with CBS for splitting the screen in the middle of a half to air a commercial. Absolutely vile.

Her little jacket is so perfect for this season!!

HELP

who else feels like they’re doing too much and not enough simultaneously

NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams

I just watched a video of them showing the bathroom and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT HAVE ANXIETY SHITS RIGHT NOW

Yeah I hated the propaganda video but hearing each astronaut ahead of the 10 minute countdown has me crying.

#ArtemisII
#NASA

Yeah, UGH