looks like they’re still stuck on what they think FW is like and not what it’s actually like.

the aleph!

she’s 9/11, i’m mh370…

no sacrifice, no victory

Yes, I am Good day.., please don't ask who I was in the past and please don't ask who I used to love in the past.

the elite are vampires and couldn’t conceive of someone who can’t just retract their teeth whenever

is having teeth, the same teeth almost everyone has problems with, is having those teeth considered a preexisting condition?

health insurance branding in australia is red. health insurance branding in america is blue.

times like this you want to quit working for like a week, get taxpayer funded dental surgery and then go back to work

i was on the waiting list for public wisdom teeth removal for so long that I have a job now - ineligible. of course, if they’d started hurting before I got a job I’d have been bumped up and wouldn’t have to face $600 per tooth…

Why is orange so good at arguing

the vibes are weird in adelaide. they always want to ‘pick you up’ from the station to save you a 2 minute walk. parents openly scream at their kids. shops close at 5 because they’re afraid of night. no one really spends time anywhere that isn’t home or work.

adelaide has 2 modes: “dead mall” and “nightmare”

if PTA’s “modern vineland” cuts the godzilla side plot i’ll cry

everything in adelaide is shut by 5pm, so when i’m finally free of the family catchups tomorrow afternoon i’ll have nothing to do

when i hear a 1970s sounding song and then i check the date and it’s from 2024, something makes me not like it anymore…

the Family is relentlessly scheduling my adelaide trip for maximum Them time, but in fact i’ll be sneaking off for my own agenda.

zionists have sort of given up vandalising this sign because it gets repainted the very next day. basically, they’re incredibly weak to anyone who stands their ground.

he’s been on the headlines every day for 1/3 of my life

give me back my staff!!! i’m 25 years old!!!

this duolingo type shit. i know this is wrong. but obviously no one would buy a book that starts you off with scales and posture. everyone recommends this one!! for adults supposedly!!

finished…

it seems like people try to psychoanalyse as to why a lot of transgender musicians use similar techniques, when really it’s because there are not that many of us and we all sorta know each other

shock moment: my high school is featured in this book i’m working on and they’re still using photos of my classmates as promo 9 years later

not sure if this fedora guy on the expanse is supposed to be “cool”. it’s gotta be a joke.

i thought the first week back at work would be chill, but i’m the only person here in my department so i’m doing 5 people’s jobs.

me and my penguin army…

my impulsive tendencies are having a real kaiju battle with glue curing time.