I singlehandedly brought this orchid back from the dead so I’m not sure what else you want from me

Luigi Mangione's lawyers say police used snacks to obtain DNA A new Pennsylvania filing from Mangione's lawyers accuses the Altoona Police Department of illegally obtaining his DNA with snacks at the police station.

www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangio...

Luigi fans, it looks like the DNA evidence is 'fruit from a poison tree'. Cops took DNA without consent from a slice of pizza they gave him. It also seems they likely didn't have probable cause for arrest initially.

Free Luigi!

a title card in the style of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that reads: "The Gang Sneaks Onto Taylor Swift's Jet"

today

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Patrick Mahomes… it’s time to get yo CDL 😭😭😭😭😭

No disrespect, but your hand looks like Lena Waithe.

Seems like my choice to switch to Tidal was the correct one because eww.

a woman is laying in bed with a pillow and giving the middle finger . ALT: a woman is laying in bed with a pillow and giving the middle finger .

No Toys R Us, No Blockbuster, No Circuit City, No Yellow Wendy’s, No Shoney’s, No Party City, No McDonald’s Playgrounds, No Sears, No Candy ladies, No Value City, No Wet Seal, No 5•7•9, No Payless, No Charlotte Russe, No $500 rent, No Radio Shack, No Pizza Hut Buffets, No Nothing! Just Nothing!

Homemade caramel popcorn.

Children are not their parents' property.

a woman wearing hoop earrings is holding a cup in her hand ALT: a woman wearing hoop earrings is holding a cup in her hand

Rihanna and Ester Dean ate with "You Da One". Cause when you have the ONE that song hits HARD 😫🔥

a woman with braids is making a funny face with her tongue out ALT: a woman with braids is making a funny face with her tongue out

Adulting is so ghetto. Something always costing money....food, car, house/apt, essential items, etc. It never stops. It's always something 🫠

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity

Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories

You expect me to believe that man made it out of New York, dumped the backpack with Monopoly money in it but held on to the silencer and fake IDs he used?

This is getting stupid now.

been trying to understand wtf this meant and i’m still not there

Yall think he gonna take that wig off now?

Name a fictional character who needs their ass beat

I’ll go first, Abuela from Encanto & Ernesto De La Cruz from Coco

De la Cruz is who Dolph was talking about when he said “Same nigga you gettin' high with, he really your enemy”

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

JA SAYING HE’S NOT GONNA DUNK ANYMORE AND THEN CASUALLY DOING THIS.

HE KNOWS THAT THE GAME OF BASKETBALL NEEDS IT AND I THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE

before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.

More bad news for the Muskrat.
This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site.
I love this for him.

BTC creeping up on that 100k mark

I just need $5k, new tires, an apartment in Chicago, a dog, and a good fuck I promise imma be alright

Damn. We really exist, y’all.

Me and @melaningriffith.bsky.social in here listening to records and drinking dirty martinis and manhattans like it’s 1967 lol

A LOVE JONES WALMART COMMERCIAL IN 2024???