Broooooo. There was a death in my family and I stood ground with my communication boundaries and my fam is like actually sticking to them? Progress.

I am stoned and want to order DoorDash but it’s been snowing all damn day and I don’t want to be a dick.

One excuse: “sorry I suck at relationships and now you’re out of the job”

Sitting at the bar listening to a group of men bitch about how much they hate their wives and want a divorce but don’t want their “bitch” wives to take half of their money… 🙄

I went to bed last night at 11pm and woke up today at 5pm. Uffda

My hubby brought me breakfast 🥞

My organs are tired. 🥱

Omg not JVDB 😭😭😭

I have a long day ahead but don't have to be up until 7:00 so of course I'm awake at 'bullshit-o-clock'...

So much I need to do but nothing I want to do.

LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!! #superbowl

Omg. Someone stop me. 🤤 #cherrypie

And forever wondering why tho. #adhd #rsd

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I have felt so shitty this week, this #DoorDash I’m waiting for is sadly my highlight

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Okay so A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is actually pretty rad.

Just kind of at the stage where I’ve outgrown my toxic family and anyone who doesn’t support my wanting limited to no contact.

Watching again bc #bugonia is so fuggin rad 🐝

Over too soon AGAIN #thepitt

Ahhhhh. As a vet tech I could see the fecal impaction joke coming. Humans and animals are too similar sometimes #thepitt

Ope. Sepsis, TB? What will it be? #thepitt

Low key don’t understand why anyone would get upset about someone raising money to help pay for healthcare costs #thepitt

Last week I predicted a quarantine situation on #thepitt. Let’s see!

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Hard to pause #searchparty tho bc I just stated Ep.2 a this show is super good so far.

Let’s watch the new episode of #thepitt

Took the words (and the pudding) out of my mouth!

I’ll take 12, please. 🤤

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Failed my ECG so now I get to wear a heart monitor patch for a week! Yayyy!

Low key, I think that is a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review.

Omg I flip-flopped so many times like, this dude is a total nut & there is no way she’s an alien to omg he’s right about everything & wtf? 😂