It me.

Happy 79th birthday to Star Trek actor Iggy Pop.

Student who was a surprise menopause baby: "My mommy has some of those."
Me: "Do you know what it does?"
Student: "No."

A blank CD-R.

I asked my students what this was.

"A frisbee." "A disco ball."

hawking a line of branded Mountain Goats smart glasses. no matter where you look things look a little bleaker and also the wearer cannot remove the glasses once worn. I’m disrupting this sector

GODZILLA Targets New York City In First MINUS ZERO Trailer The King of the Monsters returns in the first teaser for GODZILLA MINUS ZERO. Watch it right here.

The King of the Monsters returns in the first teaser for GODZILLA MINUS ZERO. Watch it right here.

Orange and white cat, stars projected on him

My wiskars contane universes

once I told my 67 obsessed niece the "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" joke, and she riposted with "why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11"

zero people are ready for Gen Alpha

I miss Gadzooks even tho I am neither into raves or ska anymore.

Jonathan Brandis, RIP 😭

Scream, although I can't for the life of me remember of me was actually a New Line movie.

"Get off the computer, I need to use the phone."

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Ok actually we followed it up with Owl House.

Now that we've sat through all the Weirdmaggedon, I'm wondering if I should introduce the kid to Welcome To Nightvale.

a sign that says diggity dungeons all and that Alt: Diggity Dungeons and All That, with the extremely 90s Probabilitor.

I am deceased.

a cartoon character says " doo-dily-doo we 're all gonna die " in a kitchen Alt: Grunkle Stan saying "doo-dily-doo we 're all gonna die"

Kiddo and I are having a lazy sick day on the couch and finally finishing Gravity Falls.

the time being

today i am one of the lucky 10,000

TIL Grendel's mom is a mermaid.

Tbf I'm not sure if that's an up- or downgrade.

I have exceeded my previous Spanish competency level, which was Small Talk With 3 Year Old ESL Students.

My new competency level is Understanding Bumblebee Man.

🔮

@imurhope What's an orgasm? @sfromsope - 2m Replying to @imurhope When you fold paper to look like birds and shit @monojoon - 1m THAT'S OREGANO BRO WTF

Etrigan the Demon hunches over a ledge, grumpily looking over the stony edge.

This Etrigan watercolor sketch is in mrcrook.com/store!

#ArtPost #ComicSky #Watercolor

start negging New Yorkers until they do something about schumer and jeffiers

They accomplished making me feel like a kid again. That's enough for me.

No, it is in fact VERY important.