Well yeah, been the case for a while.

Monday before that can happen, isn’t it? 15 point gap to West Ham, will be 5 to play after today. Albeit with an impossible goal difference gap.

Thanks for taking this in the spirit intended! As is always the case with these things, the truth lies somewhere in the margins. The landscape has changed, for sure, but survival will always be possible (with a fair wind) for the best of the promoted sides.

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…actually…

I’d be very concerned if my team played like that and my manager gave that interview. Worry about how a supposed relegation contender could and should have put 5 past you, rather than moaning about a few (correct) referring decisions #lufc #mufc

You lot go have your daft little relegation battle, we’re off to win the FA Cup instead.

#lufc

Arrive early, no change given so make sure you’ve got a pound coin

Hearing Wembley will be £1 on the gate (cash only) but if you’ve bought friend of Wembley raffle tickets then show them to Dave in the clubhouse and he’ll let you know through the back

#lufc

Is Dave Jones the patron of any? They’re the ones to watch.

Daft of them to put the marathon on while Leeds are at Wembley. No one is going to go. Charities are going to lose a lot of money. Sad. #lufc

Sadly not, it doesn’t go to the runner up, it goes down a league place

Does it do that? I thought it just went down a league place instead of

This match kicked off 3 hours ago! #lufc

At this rate the fans at the game might as well stay down there if we get to Wembley, semi final will kick off shortly. #lufc

Would help if we had absolutely anybody defending wider than the width of the box

They should invent a defensive position either side of the CBs. Something to help defend the wings. So they would just stay fully back during defensive duties. One right. One left. At the back. #lufc

The magic of the OH FUCK OFF cup

#lufc

Football is funny because we’ve bossed this, should’ve won, had plenty of chances, West Ham have been shite. So why is it so impossible for me to imagine us scoring another goal? #lufc

This is important, we need to make them aware.

The time taken by the officials to give that penalty tells you everything that’s wrong with VAR. The tech is fine, but the humans get less confident, less clear, less decisive every week. #lufc

…it’s a crazy plan, but it might just be crazy enough to work #lufc

STOP IT! #lufc

I can’t let myself be vulnerable

No, come on now, stop, stop before it’s too late.

I see you all piecing together that little route to a winnable Chelsea cup final via Southampton in your head. Stop it, stop it right now. #lufc

Yeah so obviously this wasn’t AI and now I’m furious at myself for not knowing what’s real and what’s not 😆

I hate this but is it AI? Appears to be behind the north stand (wouldn’t expect digging yet) and it wasn’t like that on Saturday. Presence of stewards suggests the photo is based on a match day. I smell a rat.

Looking at West Ham and Spurs fixtures, those two could be in a race to bottom. Hard to see how either picks up more than 6 points from here #lufc

Football has never been worse for the spectator. It’s the only sport in the world where you pay loads of money to watch people play a game, and they do their absolute utmost to NOT play it, or at least to play it as little as possible #lufc

There’s no conspiracy, they’re just mostly very bad. #lufc