vampire sexploitation film called Sperm Count

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

it must be so hard driving while looking down at your phone every five seconds, they should invent a car where you don’t have to do that

a yellow bus stop road marking with a recently-repainted “S” which is noticeably angular compared to the other fading letters

kinda mad how they can’t paint curves now, everyone who knew how is dead and the technique was never transcribed. enjoy the last fading curves while you can because when they’re gone they’re gone forever

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

1996: haha imagine an easter egg full of creme egg filling how mint would that be. guess i can dream while i enjoy a cup of tea in my new creme egg mug
2026: haha imagine an easter egg was egg-shaped instead of some sick facade and the chocolate didn’t taste like palm oil dogshit

Duke Smoochem is releasing 20[mumbles incoherently]

What a world

saw Akira at the BFI IMAX, very cool watching all my eye floaters dance around on the massive canvas every long fade to white lol. the stuff they do with light in that film is unreal man. left feeling so pumped, walked over the river in bright sun just as evening began, wonderful

people saying 'only bosses were supposed to see this' or similar- i disagree. workers seeing it is the point. but the fact that AI needs this kind of advertising to frighten workers belies the reality of how useful vs useless AI actually is

the only time you ever see the word “nimble” is in children’s nursery rhymes, on the packet of shitty bread and in emails from CEOs abruptly laying off half the company

“hollywood is cooked” will come to pass as a massive wildfire consuming the entirety of los angeles, uncontrollable as water has been diverted to data centres

hard going on the duke nukem forums and seeing all the talented mappers with decades of experience Buildmogging me

Hello my loves, I’m sorry to rattle the tin again but just as we were ordering groceries the electricity bill went out, with most of our money 😠

Could a disabled trans woman and her carer please get some help affording to keep the fridge full for the rest of the week?

▪️ paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

went to the bakery there and asked for a loaf of bread “to take away,” suggesting that sometimes i like to sit in and demolish all 22 freshly-sliced slices back-to-back

Peppa Pig & family having a picnic, looking cheerful. the text reads "ＢＯＲＮ ＴＯ ＤＩＥ WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS"

Not sure why anyone who voted Labour is shocked by this, this is literally what Wes was put on this earth to do and he’s never been shy about it

people are getting all worked up about this but it boils down to simple economics really: if a few people want the yachts to which they’re entitled then a few other people have to die soaked in piss in hospital corridors

wes streeting should resign.

JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead.

CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back.

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises)

CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

that chicago guy is fine i guess but i actually recorded 10,001 gigs before putting childish hobbies aside and getting into crypto

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

A bag of Abbey’s Choice coffee from Catalyst roasters

~insanely~ good and seemingly sold-out, wish i’d bought a kilo of it

Headline: Woman, 19, killed in dog attack at house

Headline: Man arrested after baby girl dies from dog bite

Headline: Boy seriously hurt in attack by two escaped dogs

Headline: Dog shot dead by police after man attacked

all this in just a few days is insane to me, I don’t know what the solution is but it feels like we’re doing fucking nothing

[weeping] my beautiful 46-year-old son has become radicalised after joining thomas skinner’s men’s mental health walk