Hoover (seal) - Wikipedia

Thinking about Hoover, The Talking Seal, a real life animal who existed.
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I was pumped about it from your description but that image is something else. Feel like I’m gonna be put on a list if I watch this.

Thats pussy shit. I’ve beaten all 7 without even touching the controller 🙄

Sick. I’m a tiefling barbarian (didn’t know about Karlach lol) who attacks 2-4 times a turn and is dumb as rocks. It rules.

It would be cool if my full time job was playing Baldurs Gate.

Ribs. With fries and Texas toast and pasta salad. It was just BBQ but I kept calling it Cillis

Yeah that one.

We’re makin Cilli’s at home tonight.

“He couldn’t tell.”

Was there ever anything more flirtatious than getting a Facebook poke? Such seduction.

Oh shit the homie put out a lil album. Can’t wait to blast this in my sensory deprivation chamber.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Toronto Housing Market. A hand hands Scott Pilgrim a lease and says "your rent is now 2700 per month." Scott, visibly tired says "if I continue to live here, I will never be able to retire." Then Scott just stares out into space, defeated.

I bet there was nothing in the world easier than going to college in the 1940s.

Me every three seconds while playing Baldurs Gate 3: I can’t believe they did it. Those crazy bastards did it.

The future is now.

Everyday there’s a new thing and it’s never a good new thing

Like. Not to be that guy but people were not doing that kind of thing like 10 years ago. I see it ALL THE TIME and it’s so fucking annoying

I swear people are getting worse at driving every single day.

All media is made for baby brained 35 year olds now and it is killing me. Where are the movies for people who are dumb in an adult way

People on the JFK assassination subreddit are so nasty lol

we don't talk enough about how much The Quick and the Dead fucks

shucks, ahim sowwy, miss 😔
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My shinning moment.

It’s pretty sweet to make a big huff and walk out of work only to get the owner apologize all weekend for setting you up for failure. It’s nice.

I get depression every weekday at 7am until 5pm then it goes away

Not to be weird but dogs definitely didn’t do this kind of smile like 50 years ago right? That’s definitely a new dog thing?

It rules I want more.

I just refused to listen to them for so long and I couldn’t even tell you why

An XXXG-01W Wing Gundam model being assembled. Left and right legs are labeled with blue sticky notes. He’s listening to Fleet Foxes for the first time. His toenails are blue.

I’m a model guy now.