When it happens it's going to be like a Lionel Ritchie music video except we'll also be flipping qnd burning cars

Imagine meeting someone and their favorite artist is Al Stewart

Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live • 27m Joined Apr '23 Julie Le, running against Rep. Ilhan Omar, has one of the all time great speeches: "Google the phrase, 'the system sucks, this job sucks.' That's me." "I know the system from the inside out." "I'm here to protect that law and order." • 118 and 106d - Prayer • DND Goodies • 118a - Mothers' room 4-6pm • MFE Room across from the • Unbakeable Coc • Tables in gym Badge return • Cafeteria • Restrooms Guest speake LUED GE LIVE 2 ฿2 ••. Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live • 25m Joined Apr '23 Minneapolis DFL chair calms the crowd as they chant fuck ICE when she walks off. "I don't disagree but let's move on." (Julie Le was an ICE lawyer). 1 12

Good: leaving a crowd electrified and mobilized after your speech at a political convention.
Bad: against you.

*taps watch* I need to slowly and reluctantly fall in love toot sweet

I've moved back to my rural hometown to get away from my big city job, and not a single handsome stranger has moved in next door

Still something compelling about a well-dressed man wailing about his heartbreak over a wall of icy synths

perpetually one self-help book away from fixing my life

Love apps that are like "preparing your analysis"

sleep(5000)

The funny part is, you didn't need a video of the bear. They could have just said it did the damage. Nobody expected you to have caught it in the act. Clearly, someone got the bear suit and then got an idea

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Imagine coming back from space and realizing you have to do dishes again

Look at this slut

All these people who have claimed to submit to a higher power, absolutely refuse to submit to a higher power

How many bolo ties do you wear on a first date ?

More than four and you begin to look desperate

This is an asshole-mobile for sure, but that's sweet looking

A graphic depicting how Filipinos flee outside to the malls

In the Philippines there are almost no public spaces to escape the noise, the pollution, the heat of metro Manila. So everyone is forced to go to the mall.
The Philippines is the ultra-neoliberal state. Everything privatized down to the last inch

A bandit!!!!

Nation's Dads begin bracing to receive yet another whiskey stone

Every room is an escape room if you're disorganized enough

me: ever since I can remember, I’ve been singing “with your arms and legs wrapped round my shoulders” without ever wondering how someone could drive a car like that

priest: okay that’s weird but again, not a sin

Every room is an escape room if you're disorganized enough

What were they doing in your pajamas?

Real male friendship is for years only communicating by sending each other pictures of cool Ford Broncos

My expectations were low but I was still disappointed

Finally, the in-depth reporting Filipinos need

Has anyone ever uploaded the spinning helicopter lady on Bluesky before? Just in case

Well, I will worry my pretty little head about it

This is the sound of someone who has never, for even a second, questioned their own beliefs and of they make any sense. Just collapsing under just a thimbleful of questions

Post from "being a socialist" saying "Epstein class is an antisemitic dog whistle"

Whatever you say officer