fuck overthinking 🥲

♥️♥️♥️

Dondumbass seems more suitable.

Felt cute didn’t want to ruin it by taking a selfie.

a slice of banana cream pie with whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top

try a bite of the black bottom toasted milk powder banana cream pie I made, you piece of shit

if you don’t tell anyone my flask is filled with maple syrup i’ll let you have a sip

The Moon, backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse, is photographed by NASA\u2019s Orion spacecraft. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon\u2019s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA

A crescent Earth setting behind the Moon\u2019s horizon. Credit: NASA

The Moon viewed from the Orion spacecraft backlit by the Sun in a solar eclipse. Stars are visible in the background.

A crescent Earth setting behind a hemisphere of the Moon. Credit: NASA

woke up and still thinking about these

Nobody has groove in the heart anymore

Something to brighten up your Monday depression

JJ Wetherholt hits 1st walk-off, Cardinals thwart Rays comeback JJ Wetherholt singled in two runs with one out in the 10th inning to lift the host St. Louis Cardinals to a 6-5 over the Tampa Bay Rays ​Saturday.

JJ Wetherholt hits 1st walk-off, Cardinals thwart Rays comeback reut.rs/4szaFmp

When Fox News party boy turns the Department of Defense into the Department of War.

If only.

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do at any meeting is introduce yourself?

And other questions that keep me awake at night.

I tried to find your number in the phone book but I didn’t have any luck.

Oh crap, I forgot to wish you happy V day again.

My mom knits these kinds of rugs for the home from old clothes, so feet won’t be cold in winter.

A powerful Valentine’s Day storm destroyed a centuries-old seaside arch in southern Italy long associated with romance, dealing a blow to local tourism and highlighting concerns about coastal erosion and extreme weather. https://cnn.it/3ZFO3E6

happy birthday George Washington you would’ve loved mattress sales

I wish Microsoft, Amazon, Google, and Meta had enough money to cover the rising cost of our electric bills because of their new data centers.

Illustration of Donald Trump as Jabba the Hutt

Who could resist posting this

We should start punching men in the face when they tell us to smile. Just a thought

I’m not aggressive.
I’m expressive.
I’m Latina.
There’s a difference.

Them: Are you an American?

Me now: I’m a Californian.

Trying to be honest and hardworking fucking sucks.

Chicken pot pie with stars in the crust

Chicken pot pie out of the oven. 🤩

all the words became meaningless

God I fucking hate living in Minnesota rn