That’lll explain why there was no loo roll in the Whitehorse tonight…
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Posts by Albert: Winging It
fuck me - even i’m worried about Spurs now.
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Maguire had to go off after that nasty kick to the head that he got.
German?
I imagine that upon seeing Police at the door, he presumed it was a birthday stripper.
£50million striker
£5million defence
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Instead of having a special guest, can we just not have Hesketh @abjekt.bsky.social on this week?
Episode 100 coming this Wednesday
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We just tried to sub Adam Wharton off 10 minutes after he’d been given a red card. 😂
Sums it up really.
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Rad Chad!
tears in my eyes.
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so ANY handball - regardless of body position, “silhouette” or proximity - is a penalty now?
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I’ve had to google what Brennan Johnson looks like to then see if I could spot someone who looks like him on the pitch.
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VAR does fuck all for us & then we shoot ourselves in the foot.
Magical.
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I’ll say it again…
“Quick, mention the new stand…”
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However bad you’re feeling this morning… just remember:
At least you’re not responsible for running the official #cpfc social accounts.
@wingingitcpfc.bsky.social
Peak Palace achieved.
Imagine going to that “Art Of Waiting” FA Cup exhibition yesterday & then travelling up to Macclesfield to see that embarrassment of a performance.
Macclesfield FC though - what passion & what a performance.
Full credit to them & they fully deserve their bit of FA Cup magic.
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No prize in the half time challenge.
Happy New Year.
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What’s the benefit of chlorinated chicken anyway?
If a toddler pisses in it, I’m probably going to swerve it regardless.
Archie Gray on his goal:
“I didn’t have to do much”
says it all.
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My word initially was “fuck”
Shelbourne look like ready salted Walkers crisps.
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He’s never had my mother-in-laws beef.
2-0.
Two Mateta penalties in quick succession
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I’ll take a ticket in the toilets if there’s any going
Thanks very much for listening.
Here’s hoping Santa delivers.
Had a very enjoyable chat with Felix White about his new book Whatever Will Be Will Be
It truly encapsulates the spirit of the FA Cup whilst pondering life, belonging & why we care for our clubs
A must read for football fans
An absolute must read for #cpfc fans
It brings all the good feelings back
Lovely cuppa btw