Only just found out that Soul Train, The Love Boat and Car 59 Where Are You aren’t part of the same continuity. In other words I’ve built this diorama for fucking nothing.

I think it’s very nice to know before I start watching a movie that the pacing is absolutely fucked.

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU BACK ON TOP OF THE POPS KEITH

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A shop called Cool Mix with horrible psychedelic lettering except the colours in the I of MIX are reversed. It’s a vape shop, phone accessories and American sweets emporium

“The lettering isn’t chaotic enough. Turn the ‘I’ upside down.”

#vapeshop #americansweets #phoneaccessories #moneylaundering

🚨 What's the one thing that terrified you as a kid? TV moment? Film scene? Creepy advert? And be honest, does it still get you now?

Let us know, the most chilling will make it onto the show 💀🎙️

Only the relief of it being done (😭)

I jet washed the patio yesterday and it felt like dying for four (FOUR) hours 🎉

Lovely quirk of the English language that buying a house and home ownership refer to the same thing, but homework and housework are different entirely.

We all had that one book/comic/TV programme that messed us up as kids, what was yours? 💀

(Bonus question: does it STILL hit your panic-button? )

Tell us - we’ll read out the best ones on the show 🎙️

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie review — is this the end of cinema? Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy and Glen Powell joylessly bleat their way through this supremely vacuous anti-movie which is, at times, physically painful to watch

“At a time when cinema is fighting for its existence and defining itself as a recognisable expression of lived human experience, this is precisely the kind of ugly, overbranded, lifeless digital marketing vomit that represents the sinister end of it all.”

Kevin Maher on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

as it should be.

A drawing of a classic Hammer-era vampire pointing at the viewer. His eyes (and therefore identity) are obscured by a solid bar covering them (as if this would hide the identity of Dracula, which is a) the joke, and b) part of the long-running visual identity of @PeggyMountPod).

🚨 WE want to hear from YOU! What piece of media (film, TV, book, comic, advert etc) TERRIFIED you when you were young? Have you shed that fear, or does it still flick the switch? Comment below for our upcoming #HORROR-special roundtable episode! 💀🦇👻🧛‍♂️

Killing Nazis Isn't Woke — The History and Politics of the Wolfenstein Trilogy YouTube video by Gadget On Gaming

My latest video has just gone live. 5 months work, 55k words written, 100 hours of editing, this was a huge project but I'm so proud of it

youtu.be/7A9cQ86pQXM

Blending historical insight with new explorations, interviews, and observations, BOND, QUEER BOND examines the fascinating gay forces behind the openly straight 007...

PRE-ORDERING now:
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#BondQueerBond​ #JamesBond #Bond26 #MarkOConnell

When are they gonna do something that IS for the faint hearted? I've been waiting so long.

A promo shot of one of the performers (I haven't looked up his name) from the imminent UK version of Saturday Night Live. Like all members of every crazy comedy troupe, he is trying to look overtly relaxed to the point of wry irony, hoping this will sell him at face-value as relatable and simultaneously as a knowingly subversive comic. It does neither. Ultimately he just looks like a smug twat who is way out of his depth and who will be haunted by this picture until they day they bury him with it. I am using the picture here to sarcastically demonstrate my own shortcomings when it comes to socialising. Although my shortcomings are nowhere near as many as this performers. I refuse to look up his name.

out on the town with the gang from work tomorrow lads

Colleague’s auto-wallpaper constantly viewable out of the corner of my eye today, and my brain can’t decide if it’s a stunning atmospheric photo of the red planet or a screengrab from someone’s colonoscopy

Brambles. #TotP

Music FACT: Pop star Beyoncé is the eldest of music legend Lionel Richie's 3 daughters. Her younger sisters are Betwicé & Bethreetimesaladeé

yep

Perhaps the novelty wears off, but I'm pretty certain that if I had a book out I'd keep a CGC-graded copy in every room of the house...

Giant from Gladiators

Jeremy Beasley

Giant from Gladiator would be perfect to play The Hulk to Jeremy Beadle’s Bruce Banner. 🤔

Advertise your accent with a gif

Mola Ram from Temple of Doom

Happy Valentines Day ❤️ to all who celebrate.

if that suit was any shinier the rest of the band could shave in it #TotP

he's got his collar done right up but not wearing a tie BECAUSE HEY THIS IS A PARTY #TotP

yay, the high-bassed stylish sophistipop band for people who despise music! #TotP

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥