Their loss. Now excuse me, I must eat this roadkill, argue that the earth is flat, and teleport to my Waffle House

Moments of imperfection are most important

Fashion 🤸‍♀️ trends 🤸‍♀️ only 🤸‍♀️ serve 🤸‍♀️ consumerism 🤸‍♀️ and 🤸‍♀️ the 🤸‍♀️ destruction 🤸‍♀️ of 🤸‍♀️ our 🤸‍♀️ natural 🤸‍♀️ resources 🤸‍♀️

Wear the clothes that make you feel good and shame anyone who says you aren’t following trends

Make them sign a stunt waiver and the stunt is we saw your telegram messages and are kicking your ass

Men jumping off of buildings and driving very fast and throwing dudes who are into raping their wives down steep ravines

Most well-balanced men with good intentions and healthy relationships aren’t striving to become influencers and this is how the manosphere continues to flourish

We need 1000 reboots of ridiculous shows such as Jackass in which bros are doing stupid stunts and pranks instead of being toxic to women and other humans

“frustrated with modern dating” you mean frustrated with treating women as human beings with agency

my entire life there have been frustrated women who can’t find appropriate men to date and in response people called them frigid spinster cat ladies but borderline sexual predators and outright misogynists get pity profiles on the reg — disgusting

High off the heavy weights

B is amazing. just absolutely fuck anyone downstairs from you

I am enamored with the manner of thine labors, diggity naught, for I must bestow it within a pouch

In a park, an ebike with a trailer. The trailer has a stacked subwoofer and top speaker that stands about 6’ tall

Do u guys wanna see the soundsystem I sometimes tow behind my bike

hey man we all noticed your posts are getting really whimsical lately i just wanted to tell you i'm proud of you for connecting with your lighter nature again

gaslighting is so crazy 2 me bc wdym ur gonna drive someone insane & make them question reality instead of just admitting u were wrong?? ur sick

get someone who still makes u feel like the most beautiful girl in the world even at ur ugliest

Impressionist painting of a spiral galaxy in Orange & purple hues & a diffuse blue glow in the center with a computer monitor on the left middle with a photo of the galaxy from JWST

Second pass done. Shape is pretty much when I want it. Now just refine, refine.

Awww yay! I love this, way to go 😍

How would I like to receive my one-time code? Man I'd like to be in a fucking glade on a temperate spring day

Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.

screw you, pay me

If hurting was / is not the motivation, it should be easy for them to show love

funniest thing about working in tech is that all my projects have top-secret code names and then the actual project is like “rewrite a paragraph on the website”

I don't even read the actual lines. There's no way I'm going to read between them.

Behind every great woman is a man plotting to drug and rape her without getting caught.

future sending texts meme: an image of rapper Future sending a text message with a caption a person might send to their ex-romantic partner on a holiday or crisis event

bluesky being down reminded me of us

i really thought something was broken… kept refreshing instead of just slowing down and being patient

i’ve grown tho. i’d handle it better now fr

i miss you. you don’t have to respond

the forbidden fruit that is bluesky posting

telling me it’s forbidden only make me want it more

Raising a Powerhouse sounds complicated and why would anyone want to do that