RFK Jr

You have died of dysentery

In my personal play (LGS where I don’t choose my pod + can’t change decks between rounds) the fast mana bans were the best thing to happen to my play experience. Hopefully my LGS implements something w/ brackets before they (probably) get unbanned cause I don’t want to go back
#mtg #mtgcommander

refusing to take the L will lead you to very bad places. it's okay and even good to admit mistakes and learn from them. failure is a great teacher!

A chilling reminder that inside every actor you know, from Clint Eastwood to Jenna Ortega, beats the heart of an overbearing theater kid.

Someone please do a wellness check on Drake.

A MINOR

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Perfectly captured.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Musk claims the authority to personally destroy an independent federal agency.

I’m gonna just remind everyone that she wasn’t even nominated for an actual CMA for a reason and leave it. Great artist, deserves her flowers but….

They’re also going for around $750-1,500 AUD on eBay (minus tax and shipping) (~$50 AUD for one pack)

Since festival in a box is no longer available online, the price of a Mystery Booster 2 pack is now <$1,000 AUD as it needs to include flights from Sydney to a magic con.

So no, not “any magic player” can sit down and draft this set.
#magicthegathering #mysterybooster2 #commandzone

peter @notalawyer.bsky.social and i did a wide ranging pod with the know your enemy boys today and im very excited for everyone to hear it

We analyzed every Commander deck from this year (all 24 or them!) to figure out which ones slapped and which ones deserve a slap.

Join us as WE RANK EVERY PRECON FROM 2024 from best to worst.

Don't miss it:
youtu.be/CtzeJSx0Vk0

if it turns out this guy used The 4 Hour Work Week to free up time for this assassination we will formally issue a correction on our episode

To the “high road” Democratic leaders who say Biden should pardon Trump, knock it off. What the hell kind of a message do you think that would send? We need to fight autocracy, not flirt with it.

we are aware of the situation

What am I missing here? People are talking about how this attack is going to inspire right wingers to attack those they have grievances against, or inspire mass violence, and I’m confused because is that not the case already?

Wet Hot American Psycho, is this anything

Avacyn floating amongst cottage town buildings above a raging fire. The bottom edge of her black dress is tattered, billowing around her thigh high black boots. Her stark white skin, hair, and wings a contrast to the cloudy grey sky behind her, the edges of her hair and wings a deep red as though the white was dipped in blood. Pointing her black spear, ready to strike true.

We definitely think goth is making a comeback.
#MTGInnistrad

If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.