Do you turn your headphones down to smell things?

Omg just realized my posts are negative…ok well I went to a stripper store in Hollywood and got my girlfriend a birthday gift

I hate meta glasses 💜

Just did my taxes…what’s a good country to move to?

Lololol

New favorite thing is saying ‘I’m finna bus’ and then get on the bus

I wish! I just quietly ate fast and left without even finishing my drink. Vibes were OFF

Went to a pharmacy for the first time to pick up medication for my Roomate. What’s going on? Why does it take 20 minutes to put pills in a bag?

Remembering the time I put on C’mon Ride That Train by Quad City Dj’s in front of my church thinking it was about trains 😭

Just got really mad thinking how I wanted to take a Wilderness Medic class (learn how to make a splint or deal with heat stroke in areas of limited help) and my ex said ‘that’s dumb don’t do it’….and I didn’t :(

I think for my birthday I’m going to sign up for a course. Fuck him lol

Not having a car makes me realize how much the American economy runs on gasoline and insurance

I feel sad about the people being deployed. They’re young and spent formative years in lockdown, now off to a war. Not a second of a normal life

I refuse to give YouTube money to remove ads because it spiritually feels like giving the school bully my lunch money

What is this and why is it on at my local dive bar?!?!?!?!?!

That’s a positive perspective :)

I feel like I’m busy living life and I look down and suddenly all my socks have holes in them and stains on all my shirts

Currently listening to the Bram Stokers Dracula soundtrack done by the Polish National Radio Symphony Orchestra and every song is a banger 🔥

I’m crashing out 😍

What are we doing chat, Locking In or Crashing Out?

I think I’m an aggressive sleeper, but that’s the only health issue you need to have someone over to find out. I can’t be like ‘I think I have diabetes, I should find out by bringing home a guy to the bar’

Do they know something I don’t???

They keep coming

Why am I getting these ads 😭

They give out free ice cream at Bob’s Discount Furniture store, you just gotta pretend to be interested in a couch or something

Shin tattoos???? Next level pain

I twisted my knee and it hurts and I didn’t realize how much your knees are involved in everything 😢

Hell yeah!
(I know a girl who wants them and it kinda ruined my impression of her 😭)

I remember almost 10 years ago when a version of Meta Glasses was being pitched to the population and we were like ‘nah that’s for nerd losers!’

Idk if I need to get my blood pressure checked or if it’s totally normal to be annoyed at the guy talking loudly in the bus

🎯