Imagine the news being broke to you by Roger Goodell

Democrats are okay barely being distinguishable from Republicans and the comments here prove that

Why would the old owner sell the team to someone who doesn't love the state the team is in? It seems obvious now that he's trying to move the team

Charlie Kirks neck just did that

Why stop there? I think the 49ers should ask AI about every aspect of the team. The draft, free agency, coaching decisions. Keep it up John Lynch!

Democrats have a humiliation fetish I swear. Yeah lets side with the republicans because "hey maybe this time if we are bipartisan, the republicans will be nice to us!"

Our real first order of business should be to wipe out this entire administration and stop aiding the genocide in Gaza.

See this is the shit you're going to get if you vote for Ben McAdams because "Nate Blouin said some mean things a few years ago"

3 weeks away from the draft lottery...

Honestly didn't even think of Pittsburgh but it definitely fits. I was just unsure if he wanted to battle the Philly market. Same with a Cincinnati/Cleveland problem. But hell it works in the MLB and NFL

Moving the Blazers would almost feel like a bigger crime than moving the Sonics. The Blazers are the only Big 4 team Portland has. But I can't see any other reason to cut costs this much. With Seattle and Vegas off the market I could see him pushing for a Kansas City or St. Louis market.

The Jazz win the coin flip and will now keep their pick! We have dodged the bullet on the Derrick Favors trade!

Honestly yeah I could definitely see that happening

I haven't seen any of the results drop yet but to my understanding the flip should have happened at the top of the hour.

I get the NBA had like 6 or 7 coin flips to do today. But come on man! Just give us the results to the Jazz/Kings coin flip!

It really feels like a tactic to try and lower the value of the team so it could be moved.

"Something differently" and its probably just going to be towels/rags

The dude is a billionaire, he can easily pay for a coach and rooms for his staff. Dude is just being a cheapskate

Hope we see a purple gradient version of that sometime in the near future

Wonder when the coin flip between the Jazz and Kings happens today

I'm not even a Spurs fan and I'm jealous

I need Wemby to obliterate him

Yeah I dont think these should exist

Raptors in 7
Nuggets in 6
Knicks in 6
Rockets in 5

Celtics in 5
Thunder in 4
Pistons in 5
Spurs in 4

Utah sure does love fascism

I honestly completely forgot that happened but you're right

It looks like the insole for a shoe WHAT

Since when was Ice Age Disney? Am I missing something?

And it will somehow be less creepy than the actual Mark Zuckerberg

It sounds like the tied destinies twist from Survivor South Africa. Looks like they're already paired up in the picture cause they aren't lined up by height. Cirie is probably going to exile. We lose one of the pairs tonight due to tied destinies

Ben is a republican no matter how much he tries to deny it

Gonna be real. Making jokes about the majority/ruling class of this state just makes me want to vote for Nate even more.