Someone should make a new year. It’s been 2016 for a decade, except for those three years where it was 2020.

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Brb ✍️✍️

it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over

bravoandy • 3h Posted before reading the news. Wtf 8.1K Q 335 G 64 → 31 bravoandy • 4h Good morning ! 1.7K Q 151 G5

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

Veep Sasha 🥺

i’m teaming up with my local indie downbound books to offer signed & personalized copies of my f1 romance SLIPSTREAM for the holidays!!

order by dec. 15 to get it by christmas <3

🔗 & full details: downboundbooks.com/slipstream

happy Skilina week to all who celebrate :’)

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

zohran mamdani's irresistible pheromones

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

I’m howling.

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

#🐦📷
Princess Peach tax

#🐦📷

I’m not going to quote tweet but man if you want to talk shit about the NYC subway as compared to other countries’ systems I cordially invite you to find another metro train service that runs 24 hours a day every day.

need to kill the recurring thought of "no I can't replay/reread that, I have other stuff to check out"

no. I am a poor little peasant living just after the advent of the printing press. I have five books at most and I will reread them so much they will know the death of the author was caused by me

She's here, she's beautiful, she's mine. 🥹

archiveofourown.org/works/74119031

“I write to leave a record, to stare at the track of the tornado. I write to leave a warning. I write to call for help.”

Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

lmao

🥹 it's her! Juror number six!

anyway, guess who got a jury summons and covid in the same week 💅

no one goes here anymore but I need a Darklina jury duty au like I need oxygen

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

I scrolled through the @1stforall.bsky.social's gallery of print front pages for local coverage of "No Kings" protests. Here are some of the standout papers, starting with the Daily Sentinel of Grand Junction, Colorado:

lmao Samuel Richardson would have LOVED ao3.

Oh wow, Clarissa is truly a slow motion train wreck! Fantastic stuff, 🥺 I can't look away