good morning anders :)

Moon trade

good morning alec

good morning daniel

good morning jay

good morning andy

Life on a plate Emeli Sandé: Iloved spaghetti so much as a child that I'd eat it

good morning

good morning finn, thank you

toasted bread in the toaster? so you want to make biscotti

good morning anthony

Devil wears Prada 2 premiere photo Emily blunt Meryl Streep lady Gaga Anne Hathaway and Stanley tucci

people died.

where is it set

The daily mail’s headline for Tuesday April 21 that says “I’ve only been taking testosterone for 3 days and it’s working already”

Looking forward to seeing the Nadine Dorries transition timeline

i’m not sure, are you interested in his pernus

that might be better i fear

i say that when i mean fully, i am an enigma 😌

Apple names new chief executive to replace Tim Cook John Ternus will take over running the technology giant as Cook steps up to become executive chairman.

in a statement, Apple said they’re hopeful john can ternus around www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BREAKING: @ijustine.bsky.social is stepping in as Apple CEO.

my queen kinda

and did you manage to lool

it was what (some) called lockdown lol, like platinum jubilee was the platty jubes, cost of living crisis cozzie livs and mental breakdown being a menty b 😍😍

can’t believe bc of you i’m back in Locky D 😔

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

really fucking over people gooning over ai in work calls like it’s not dismantling every job industry and the ecosystem in real time.

Reminded of bloomfs

the way this could be entirely made up and i couldn’t tell either way-

honestly when i first heard what happened to them i downloaded the drunk mario party video so i’d always be able to watch it 😭😭

owls:

happy monday blake

love that putting it in this way not only made it do it, it still made the mistake 😭