Me trying to make friends: So… what’s your P(Doom)?

This is extremely cool. To be as music obsessed as I am, it’s embarrassing how pedestrian my knowledge of jazz, opera, and classical is.

Clancy Brown

You just know it was some shoots and ladders fanatic who turned him in.

I can see how being assertive and correct so often could intimidate some people.

Can’t believe Geoff is doing another Mindcrime album with no DeGarmo.

Just in time.

Ness doesn’t bite but she can hurt me in other ways.

Good to see someone else hasn’t forgotten DeGarmo—truly an underrated songwriter.

Congrats but you should really hire me for this. Satirizing conspiracy theory is what I was born to do.

No one can stop you from putting Takis on chili instead of Fritos.

EXTROVERTS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM LEADERSHIP ROLES. ONLY INTROVERTS SHOULD RULE

I don’t think the InfoWars website is updated yet but the funny thing is that there’s no way to tell.

Adult alternative comics artist, Adam Hughes

Eric Johnson
Jim Matheos
Chris DeGarmo

But of course I love Stevie, Jimi, and Randy, too

We come as liberators not occupiers.
- 43rd president of these United States

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I mean you could stream in on twitch and we would watch and chat.

Among the things ruined for me forever is the ability to innocently hold up a Cheeto and ask “who does this remind you of?”

Less whinging more winning.

Oh I can.

[moonlit scene, red fog rolls across the silent battlefield. a golden dragon floats in the sky]

Arcnaetyx: "what is thy will, conqueror?"

Goth Smurfette: *pulls out a pair of custom 1911s* "It's smurfin' time."

If only losing wasn’t so damned profitable.

Somehow they always blame the people who didn’t vote for them hard enough instead of blaming their candidates and messaging for failing to reach those people. Total abdication of responsibility is their way.

I think it’s more realistic to say they just like making announcements because each announcement is an insider trading opportunity.

I figured it worked both ways.

I don’t know which side of the DK curve I’m on but following the money seems to always work.

Photo shows a heap of older style phones with the text “Planned obsolescence is now outlawed in France. It is a crime to intentionally reduce the lifespan of a product to force customers to replace it.”

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

This is why people are losing their edge.

the worst people always make you pick then are mad at you for not picking what they wanted