That’s a Tricky one.

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Make it make sense.

The sooner people realise that the transfer of wealth isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature, the sooner we can start burning shit down…once gas prices are reasonable.

“Make Molotov Cocktails Affordable Again!”

All this talk of eliminating DEI in the Pentagon yet Pete Hegseth is still taking the job of a more qualified black man

A new movie is coming out

Any plans to sue the states that voluntarily handed them over without a fight?

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

From a friend’s Facebook page. Perfect. 👌

The sad reality is that we can’t believe anything the president tells us about the most serious issues facing both the country and the world because he’s a congenital liar.

Boaty McBoatface has entered the chat.

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He’d put in more effort.

You just know he does…

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from the Tarantino movie Pulp Fiction yesterday during a Pentagon prayer service

Only if covered by Veruca Salt.

We should bring back the old town centre stocks, but nobody could afford the rotten fruit.

Y’all are wild

'bout time...I used to think that the day would never come.

I used to think that the day would never come.

Yeah...but is he a Red Cross doctor?

Hungary like the wolf.

Hungary like the wolf.

Swalwell’s about to get Franken’d

Donald Trump called California Psychics to ask whether he'd win the war in Iran. The psychic said she saw a huge parade with millions of happy Americans waving flags. When Trump asked if he looked good on TV the psychic replied, "I don't know the casket was closed."