A DuckDuckGo search request for “is waterworld wet mad max”

Important questions at 1:30am

(Collectable Plush)???? The fuck outta here. This thing is meant to be torn asunder.

An armless, legless, half-lobotomized Bret Michaels as Santa cat toy.

The comparison.

An eBay listing for a Bret Michaels PETS ROCK cat teaser toy in the shape of Bret Michaels as Santa.

Tried looking for a replacement for my cat’s favourite toy that I’ve repaired so many times in the past 13 years. I found one… for $100. 😭

I have to pack 150 bags of popcorn at work today, but at least there is a new Folding Ideas video to get me through it.

She’s probably got lots of repressed anger from working in customer service. She might slay.

Aphex Twin boyfriend/Jamiroquai girlfriend

Shout out to the person who just sped past my house at 12:45am blasting Dragula.

A photo of a scene from Twin Peaks on a tube tv. Cooper and Truman stand extremely close together. The subtitle reads “I need a favor, strictly between us.”

Now kiss.

Wait, I lied. It was originally updated one chapter a day. 20020 was released tri-weekly.

The chapters were originally released bi-weekly, so don’t feel pressured to read the whole thing at once!

I wish I could read 17776 for the first time again.

Stop making your personal websites with 6pt fonts 😭😩 It’s cute, but I’m old and blind.

Sorry, RIP CDs with it.*

I just use Fubar2000. It’s really customizable. I used it to pull everything off my iPod (with as much metadata was available) and I burn CDs with it.

Church of the Rock really needs me to be their dramaturg. Why crucify Belle when you could have crucified the Beast who would rise again as his human self????

Not to mention all the milage…. Ughhhhh.

I haven’t saved enough receipts for my taxes. I thought people were always just lying when they said I could claim movie/theatre tickets, and meals I ate when I had to leave town for auditions were eligible write-offs.

God, I love living in a city with IMAX.

God. I was at a used book store after an audition on Monday and they were playing Cocteau Twins. Ideal book browsing conditions.

Wait, you’re telling me that never having any time off makes you sick????

It’s not fair that I’m finally done working 50 hour weeks and now I’m sick. I just want a martiniiiiiiiiiii.

I moved it all back. 😎 Who tha fuck did this to me?

Guess who had a melt down because someone moved her whole work desk setup around!!!!

Why have my dental hygienists been asking if I clench my teeth for years didn’t suggest anything until I specifically asked for it?

You’re telling me my night-guard that specifically helps with TMJ is actually helping my TMJ???? Incredible.

A realistic depiction of a SpongeBob fish in brown slacks holding a cheeseburger looking off-camera to the right.

Me getting the 20 year high school reunion invite when I’m still dealing with the ways being bullied for 13 years straight messed me up.

Someone just invited me to a Facebook group for my high school graduating class’s 20 year reunion. Please. It’s not for another year. 😭

Contract signed. Guess this means I actually have to start learning four sets of lines again.🥲