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Everyone asking for status updates this week like, take a number and get in line yall!

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Learned that the head of my office is ultra republican and has donated to a lot of…unsavory politicians

I don’t think I can ever forgive the voters that put this guy back into power lol.

Bonjour hi

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The girls are really trying me today!

I’m never donating to Democrats again, but not because of idealogical reasons or their lack of fight in Congress. But rather, to stop the onslaught of spam texts from candidates and PACs.

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Me when work drama comes to a head and I get a front row seat

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“Hey, you’re a great candidate, but we decided to go with someone else, but we’ll have this same position open in 6 months, so let’s keep in touch.”

IMO, it’s one of the best dramas on TV right now. Def worth getting into, def has one of the best soundtracks of any TV show ever IMO.

To the wave of people who are just now discovering Industry: welcome, glad you could finally join us.

The show probably also has the best soundtrack of any tv show.

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A client said they’d get me something this week, didn’t get it to me, so when I followed up, they be trying to gaslight me and said they’d already provided everything.

Not today, Sharon. I’m not having it.

A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there.

Say THAT!

A girl tying her hair back and putting on knee pads

Now let me just—

Once again I'm watching Industry and praying for everyone's downfall

I love how gambling is being rebranded as “prediction markets.” Babe, it’s gambling!

When people talk about Carly Rae Jepsen being a gatekept girly in the khia asylum, I have to agree because I can for sure tell a real fan from a fake fan

My god.

This is so normal.

We could be normal, you guys.

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I’ve got a manager who keeps pinging me like I’m on his project when he never put it on my schedule. Like, hello dude?

Stephen Miller took Grandpa’s phone again

Make no mistake: Homan replacing Bovino is meant to make you think that the admin’s reign of terror is over. Homan is just as evil as Bovino, just with a more polite veneer for the public.

Ok now wrestle me

LinkedIn is so funny because what do you mean commercial furniture is your passion? My passion is a paycheck, I don’t know another work-related passion.

WSJ says ICE is lying.

Read that again…. The Wall Street Journal is calling out the lies

I literally fear the day where I become famous and derek guy drags my clothing

that tie knot is the same width as his head

I have nothing to go off of but vibes, but unfortunately, I believe the American experiment has failed. We are watching it fail in real time.

Whether by design or not, Trump’s post follows a recognizable authoritarian sequence—deny shared truth, delegitimize institutions, frame crisis, assign blame, demand extraordinary power, attack critics as insane, rewrite the record, and imply punishment for dissent.

It reads crazy. It isn’t.

Repeat after me - the institutions of this economy depend on the institutions of this democracy, among which is the rule of law