to me, the bible is really the "Vible" - providing ill vibes to all those who stan Christ

A lot of kids these days can't even recognize Jake from State Farm.

If that doesnt frighten you, nothing will.

If you commit wanton parking violations on an adhoc basis, I'm cutting you out of my life.

I hate that there are so many influencers with 0 credentials giving bad psychology advice

That works. yep

"what's going to happen to all my toys" has been a mental stim ever since. And I find it funny that he was so concerned about his toys but not one word about his family hahha

I always think of this time in school where we were learning what to do in case of a fire and one kid in my class freaked out. "WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ALL MY TOYS??" he was so hysterical that he had to leave the classroom

If you've never listened to music, my advice is to start with hours long white noise drone. Then work your way up to "Tom Macdonald", and from there, the beatles.

The left hates Mario bc he's a symbol of rugged masculinity

And he's probably dicked up! I bet his dick is fuckin huge (Mario)

my son is such an idiot. I hate him because I frame mog him every time!

Any music artist I don't like is an industry plant

when i was a kid I was really good at drawing demonic cursed things and i stopped doing it because people were like "he's a devil worshipper!"

I am an ALPHA MALE. I almost DIED from a porn addiction.

My pleasure is not your punchline.

this is a gif from the prehistoric internet that I have saved on my computer for some reason. i remember saving this but not knowing who steve perry was at the time

its funny to me how people have always been eager to proclaim a genre "dead" like it comes off subversive or something. people have been doing it since before i was born

I dont forgive, but I do forget. right now im seething. why? I don't know

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I think a lot of older pop song lyrical tropes have some really toxic ideas about love. "you said youd NEVER leave me" "I cant LIVE without you"

imagine: a new life, but burger

I don't like that one either

i think the people who use it are generally more on the uncreative side which is further training it to be more uncreative

I don't believe that GenAI can make the art that I make

I still don't feel threatened by GenAI at all

im a lifelong zelda fan, I prefer the new zelda personally. i really like the mix of old and new in echoes of wisdom and the more "clean" approach to sandbox in Donkey kong bananza and would love to see them draw from those two for the next one

if a leftist on social media makes an incredibly blanketed statement that oversimplifies reality you have to agree with it or you are not a leftist

i still think of when biden called the bernie bros "The Bernie brothers" when speaking of the threat they posed

thats my least favorite beatles song hhaha

beware of beatles revisionists

why don't the people who are worried about the national debt simply pay it off? or is that too much common sense for them?