Are we witnessing a second impeachment caused by a Clinton blowjob?

When Trump is out of office, I hope they use his ballroom to host drag shows.

I don't know what's creepier. That Trump wants to fuck his own daughter, or that Eric Trump wants to suck his dad's dick.

"I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here." - Me, looking at the new Kreator album artwork.

State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.

I always knew that Coldplay actually meant to cause you trouble.

A gangster rooster is also known as a hard cock.

Elon Musk was wearing a shirt that says The Dogefather. That's why he got a black eye.

My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they give me a high five after I make a joke about them sucking my dick.

Happy mother's day to all the dog moms out there.

This really would be the stupidest reality if Trump actually became the pope. Like, nothing that could ever happen would be as stupid as that.

Beetlejuice 3 better be titled Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-.

So... eggs are cheaper now, right? RIGHT!?!

When a bunch of ghosts jizz on your face, it's called a bookaka.

I would fuck my girlfriend wearing anything except for black face.

Then my work here is done.

Why does this look like a dog sleeping?

My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they're finishing off a bag of chips.

Ep 7. Stay Golden Chicky Boy YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

A new episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty? That's what we have here! Watch, enjoy and follow the recipe.
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The mayonnaise at Five Guys is made of cum from five guys.

The phrase "boys will be boys" only applies to white men.

Ep 6. the PBBBOB YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

The newest episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is available for all your viewing pleasures. Enjoy the silliness, follow the recipe for a delicious ass meal and subscribe to the channel.
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My brother drives a Tesla so everyday I text him just to make sure he didn't blow up.

Should hulking out be an impeachable offense?

I feel like we're not disturbed enough by how much ghost jizz is always just floating around us.

Ep 5. Chestnuts Roasting Over A Creamy Garlic Pasta YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

Time for a new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat). Please watch, follow the recipe and enjoy a delicious pasta meal.
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Ep 4. Pink Pantheroni Pizza YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat)

It's been a while but Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is back with an all new episode. Enjoy!
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I feel like a lot of Trump supporters would have also voted for Tony Clifton.

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There is no harmonizing duo as iconic as Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge.