I HATE COLLINGWOOD Wolfenstein 3D mod on floppy disk. This version doesn't work. :(
Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive.
#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing
Screen shot of a news article about the physical and personality traits linked to virginity, featuring a 2010’s style hipster looking like he is cartoonishly running late for a train
Image choice for this headline is killing me
A news clipping suggesting that orangutan kickboxing should be banned
Ah yep that seems like a good place to start with that
“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.
"Wienies, start your engines!"
In a just world, Flavio Briatore would have to wear some kind of ankle bracelet alarm that goes off if he gets within 500m of an F1 track
“I don’t think it is appropriate for a little cute soy bean to have an air pump placed in his bottom and be inflated! I think the appropriate orifice would be the mouth to push air into.”
Complaints to the Australian ad standard board are unparalleled
A painting of The Sword of Damocles myth, with Yuki as Damocles and Helmut Marko as Dionysius. Christian Horner is also there
Live footage of Yuki Tsunoda being fitted for the second Red Bull seat
Billson’s ‘Hard Lift’ incoming
Guess they flew a little close to the sun on this one
A hand holding a can of Garage Project Chipper Hazy Pale Ale
Chipper is the new number 11
I wish the economy would get better so smaller breweries can put their beers back in full size cans and six-packs
A hand holding a can of Hop Nation The Heart Pale Ale
Pale heart is the new number 20
Smashed this tinnie and now hearing a thumping noise from the recycling bin. I assume it’s a possum and not guilt-induced insanity
A hand holding a can of 4 Pines Pacific Ale at the football
4 pines is the new number 44
I didn’t set it at 44 because of the name - but I don’t really have anything else I can think to say about it
A hand holding a can of White Rabbit Chocolate Stout
White Rabbit Chocolate is the new number 18
The most can-friendly stout I have ever had.
A hand holding a can of Starward Whiskey Tonic and Juicy Ruby Grapefruit
Starward Whiskey Tonic and Juicy Ruby Grapefruit is the new 39
I’m never sure whether Starward wants to be taken seriously as a distillery, or ride on being the team who worked out how to make whiskey in an Essendon shed
A hand holding a can of Golden Pipes Brewing Hazy Pale Ale
Golden pipes is the new number 41
I have once again been tricked by graphic design into buying a mass produced tinnie. It’s fine I suppose
A highball of gin tonic next to a bottle of Melbourne Classic Gin by Patient Wolf
In 2024 I am growing as a person and expanding my selection of drinking vessels
A hand holding a can of Monsuta Okinawa Dry
Okinawa Dry is the new number 27
A beer that meets expectations so accurately it’s scary
A hand holding a can of Hawkers Black Barleywine
Hawkers Barleywine is the new number 43
Canvent is over and I have survived. This one screams in objection of its metal prison. It yearns for the embrace of glass, but I cannot! I will not compromise on my mission
A hand holding a can of Slow Lane Brewing Double Secret Doppelsticke Altbier
Altbier is the new number 4
German purity law (or lightly breaking it) still undefeated
A hand holding a can of Green Gully Brewing Island Natural Farm Ale Specialty Saison
Speciality Saison is the new number 32
Middle of the list becoming very difficult to rank; lots of “yeah, pretty good!” in there
A hand holding a can of Green Gully Brewing Island Citrus Fruit Bomb Pale Ale
Fruit Bomb is the new number 43
No fruit, no bomb ☹️
A hand holding a can of Green Gully Brewing Island Berry & Lemon Myrtle Rice Ale
Lemon Myrtle is the new number 25
The guy at the farmers market pitched this to me as a seltzer, but as the can says it is actually a gluten-free farmhouse-esque fruity sour. If you bought this thinking it was a sour you’d be pretty upset!
A hand holding a can of Green Gully Brewing Island Surf Session
Surf session is the new 31
Low gluten beer immensely more
tolerable than gluten free beer
A hand holding a can of Island Smash single malt single hop
Island Smash is the new number 17
Tropical, fruity, nice and crisp! I’m officially on Island Time (day drinking)
A hand holding a can of Island XPA
Island XPA is the new 33
On holidays and sampling the local wares. Good but lacking a little XPA punch
A hand holding a can of Moon Dog Cantales Chocolate & Caramel Stout
Cantales is the new number 26
Reminded me Fantales no longer exist and made me sad
A hand holding a can of Pikes Beer Co. Merry Cherry Bourbon Barrel-aged Cherry Sour
Merry Cherry is the new number 9
Really get the sweetness of the bourbon barrels coming through. I bought new jeans today and had to go up a size
A hand holding a can of Deeds Brewing Sticky Toffee Pastry Stout
Deeds Brewing Sticky Toffee Pastry Stout is the new number 24
Finally a stout at a moderate percentage, good one here but still gets the stout penalty
