Every journalist with an ounce of self respect for themselves, the First Amendment and the free press should actively boycott this Stockholm Syndrome dinner.

But I was told by Trump that they are dying to a do a deal. That the deal was done. That they have no cards. That the war is over.

What do you call a group of sycophants?

A flock?
A murder?
A pod?

May I suggest, "A traitor". As in, a traitor of sycophants.

Hey, take a look at Pol Pot's escalatory ladder.

it's all lies, manipulation and unhinged hallucinations

Art of the Spiel

Agamemnon (13th Century B.C.): "We have a very good relationship with Troy right now."

There are 5 things that always rattle in his brain:

1. Biden
2. Barack Hussein Obama
3. Dow 50,000
4. Tariffs
5. Greenland

This is best read as Colin Jost doing his Pete Hegseth impersonation.

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I'd love for Trump to be there too

Two Corinthians need to show up at Mar-a-Lago and go to town on this heathen asshole.

Is that Trump or a 300 pound manatee?

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JD Vance the Energy Vampire

"He is a con artist... He runs on this idea he is fighting for the little guy, but he has spent his entire career sticking it to the little guy". - Marco Rubio 2016

Ron Johnson calling on the majority of Americans who oppose the Trump administration to rise up in arms and overthrow the government.

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Trump the pirate:

“From my standpoint, I don’t care.”

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Trump trying to find Hungary on a map.

What about their God? Was this a battle of the Gods and your God bested their God?

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Leave Brittany Alone.

I heard there's fraud in the White House.

I missed that part of the sermon on the Mount when Jesus said, "A whole civilization will die tonight."

Hard to believe we’re in a moment where Hungary—not Germany, France, the UK, Canada, or Japan—is being treated as America’s closest ally.

Open the Fuckin' impeachment trials, you crazy bastards!

This is a call for genocide. In and of itself, it is a war crime. Congress should immediately proceed to file impeachment papers.

Military personnel cannot obey these illegal orders.

Make American 1929 Again is quite the campaign slogan!