a note from a hookup telling me it was fun

in honour of #fatcockfriday he’s a note he sent me the following morning after I spent 3 hours servicing and worshipping his dick

I hate Snapchat!

I’ve reached my idiot quotient today - I honestly have… this was the 3rd question “he” asked

*snuggles*

I sent the videos to him… he asked me to do some videos for him… I also think faster than I type (ADHD trait)

so more of the dating (is it dating?)… er hook up chronicles… he really needs to stop messaging me at stupid hours. So cute boy last week asked me to send him a bunch of videos so he did. He got around to watching them this morning at stupid o’clock… he’s still keen… so he got this! I can’t flirt!

i won’t use X anymore because it keeps putting me into a verification loop and I don’t have the patience…

and porn is easy enough to find elsewhere

I’m not 🤪

Although I think out of social media apps (considering most of my feed is nudes) - this is the least intimidating and the easiest to control what you see…

I could also be wrong but I am old…

His MySpace nudes are still floating around the web…

yum!

i would disagree…

that’s why I’ve only topped about 10 times. I’m a much, much better bottom!

and he was! Handsome, the body, the arse, the dick, he was seriously stunning and so much fun!

he was moving out of state the next week though and he was just… yeah… ooft!!!

He’s actually the last guy I topped *laughs*

I was that into him…

So yes… remember hedonism is a valid philosophy ;)

I would never admit to having missed work or school because of *cough* sex…

There was this straight boy I was obsessed with and he led me astray to the point where at 4am completely pie-eyed I’m emailing my lecturer to let her know I wouldn’t be in class that day…

I left his around 3pm (so 24hrs)

I was just thinking - I’ve only referred to three of my cars as female…

Henry Honda
Marianne the Mirrorball (2nd prelude)
The Grand Dame (78 280E)
Maurice the Mini
Viktor (940)
Valarie (V70)
Zoomie (MX5)
Mickey (Mini)
Sven (V40)
Vincenzo (xc60)
His car (s60)
Dirty (98 Lantra)
Len (09 Accord)

Call in sick due to allergies

Just sayin’

That’s what I said! 😂

A black and white photo of a 2006 Volvo V70 LE parked amongst some young birch trees. Photo was taken using a 1958 Zeiss Super Ikonta Mark VIII.

I called one of my Volvo’s Valerie…

My ex-husband thought I was weird

🤭

Anytime 😈😈😈

No sauce? 😬😂

*snuggles*

hai ;)

I disagree with point 7…

if you’re going to worship a dick - use your mouth.

if you’re using your hands too much - it’s no longer head, it’s a handjob

breaking the rules of photography! shooting straight into the sun… black and white photos of a couple of trees near Ascot Racecourse.

So I should really stop procrastinating and get cracking on my major assessments… I have 7 weeks left… I can convince myself that I have plenty of time!

Cute boy update and I should have put money on this… messaged at 1:30am asking if I have I can message a friend about something… *sigh*

😘

a person is measuring something with a tape measure and the number 22 is on the screen Alt: a person is measuring something with a tape measure and the number 22 is on the screen

That’s the spirit 💜

ok…

When you go back to Snapchat and you get at least 3-4 to for of these scammers daily…

Why?!?!

Yes still hate Snapchat (I went back because someone wanted to send nudes)

a photo of my soft uncut dick in a sunbeam

sunbeam softie saturday? #softcock #uncut #uncutcock #softcocksaturday

DVD cover for Count Duckula

you would have loved Count Duckula

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a photo of pink cherry blossoms and the washington momument from March 2016

i promised @thelovelymrfred.bsky.social that I would eventually find the photos in my archives from the cherry blossom festival in DC (link in comments)… enjoy :)