This has been one of the longest weeks.

Seriously. Like don’t we have other things to be worried about.

My work passwords change every 90 days and I wait until the last moment to change it.

Conclave !

I accidentally saw a spoiler about this. We are a few episodes behind. I want to catch up and then I may have to quit it. With the continued traumatizing Maddie, it’s too much.

Counter-argument:

You should use Sinners to springboard yourself into some other Black American horror like the following

A Kini-con would be a quiet affair with lots of snacks, bevvies, edibles if you’d like, lots of cats for snuggles. In an area with lots of comfy area with coaches and blankets for all. And a fan, you know b/c perimenopause.
Bring your reading materials and be prepared to be comfy and quiet 🤣

This is us. But I have like one USB to Lightning cable that works. Which is unfortunate for me. lol

🥳🎉🥳MY BOOK IS OUT TODAY!!!🥳🎉🥳
I've done this three times and releasing a book still feels surreal. But you can buy and read Love at First Flight right now. 🥲 I really hope you love the story of Selah, Dex, and Harper the crow.

If you help me spread the word I would really appreciate it 🥰🥰🥰

“This is not what we voted for.” Yes, yes, it is. You just didn’t think it could destroy you, too.

A post from the Maryland Republican Party’s official Facebook account calling a county library hosted event for trans people and their families “the indoctrination of children.”

Baltimore/Annapolis people, I need your help. If you can’t attend, please share this post.

The Anne Arundel County Public Library in Glen Burnie is having a Trans Pride event tomorrow, since it’s March 31. Unfortunately, the Maryland Republican Party has gotten wind and is organizing a protest.

We’re watching #ThePitt. We are on episode 4.
Dr. Carter is all growed up. It’s good to see Noah Wyle back on the teevee.

In this shit timeline I can with certainty that I 100% do not want a healthy soda. Please stop showing me ads for soda that promote a healthy gut.
I want Coca-Cola to rot my insides. Please

Her writing is absolutely fantastic. I’ve never had a miss from her.

You’re right!! I need to keep this is mind

Someone from HR asked me to participate in our Mentor program and I said yes. And I’m meeting with my mentee later today and I’m like WTAF do I have to offer a mentee.
Imposter syndrome is a bitch.

I love this!

Happy birthday Linda! I hope you’re having a wonderful time!

I am your enabler! I have a pair of the Mary Jane’s that I love. And a pair of sandals.

I found a soft instrumental jazz station to listen whilst I worked. Anyway, I’m ready for my nap now.

It’s good. It feels sort of similar to Birkenstock minus the toe bar. I’m a pronator and I usually feel fine after a days wear. They are heavy, so there’s that.

Picture of my boots that are a purple low top leather boot, also feature my purple leggings and socks

No one asked but if you’re GenX and want a shoe that is similar to Docs (but can’t wear docs because they are terrible) may I recommend Duckfeet.
They have a wide toe box! They come in lots of fun colors and styles. This
Is the third pair I’ve purchased.

According to Reddit, the way to go is a half inch 2x4 from the hardware store. Then wrap it in cotton batting and insul brite and then top with cotton.

I spent a whole Cowboy Carter listening time while ironing fabric that was washed but all ratty. So I could put it away. While doing so, I decided I need a must wider ironing board.
TIL ironing boards are hella expensive
#sewing

I play them in the order I started playing them
Wordle
Connections
Strands

today is a great day to go use your library card. right now. immediately.

And again WE AINT GOING BACK we meant that part. On big sandals 🩴 period.

They inspired me as a reader!!!!!

Were you a Wonkamance reader too???

I absolutely LOVE sharing these jokes with my wife.