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it's not loading pictures for me, i kept putting it up and taking it down trying to get the picture to post :/

Yep,just plain. I heard too much salt cam be bad for them.

I leave out whole shelled peanuts and almond bits.

I'll be getting full bonus - I just had to have an anxiety attack about the uncertainty of that

We have a 2 car old garage off in the back of the property.

My husband just gave me the green light to turn it into a turkey coop.

I love my husband - but I do question his trust in my self restraint since I don't have any.

I wanna make it like an apartment. A turkey apartment.

a cartoon character is smiling with the words it 's all coming together ALT: a cartoon character is smiling with the words it 's all coming together

I HAVE TRIED TO LURE THE CROWS BACK AND THEY HAVE COME BACK FOR PEANUTS AND ALMONDS!!!

yes.

yes, fight off hawks for me in exchange for my fruits and legumes.

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?

SOME CHICKENS CAN LAY PINK AND PURPLE EGGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

I need somebody
(Help) not just anybody
(Help) you know I need someone, help!!!!!

Someone come over here and talk me down. I don't need more chickens.

Oh... I've got a 45 minute trek to the only spca in my area who will take walk in TNRs. Over the last three years I've gotten nearly everybody TNRed. Two of them were tame enough to be indoor lap kitties. Spock and Mr. Business are hold outs who won't go in traps.

Yea, we bought a house 3 years ago and apparently it came with a cat colony.

Terrible picture, but this is Spock eating his scrambled eggs this morning.

Ya know this guy?

They make coffee

And whatever profits they make go towards EMS/firefighters who have been hurt on the job and need support.

Why give my money to Starbucks when the Fire Dept. Coffee is cheaper and also goes to a good cause?

www.firedeptcoffee.com/collections/...

French Fry is like that. She won't even eat chicken or tuna. So bizarre. Usually when I rescue a feral outdoor cat I call them "trash cats" because they will eat almost anything because of survival mode. No, French Fry is just as picky as if she'd been raised on organic wet food from a kitten

The feral cats like scrambled eggs!

It's not pretty.

But it's tasty

Mushroom and bacon quiche made with Swiss and cheddar cheese.

I'm loving these chickens right now

I work too hard to be stepped on at this point because the company doesn't want to pay out our merit bonuses. If I get full marks, I get a 5% bonus, and they hate paying those out. However, I exceeded every single metric by at least 200%, so, checkmate bitches, give me my hard-earned money.

My annual evaluation is today & I better get full marks

As an example, they expect us to get our clients 9 interviews per quarter to "meet expectations"

I average 41 per quarter & all of my metrics are about 200-500% over expectations.

If I don't get full marks, it'll be my 2-week notice.

You got pickled eggs, Scotch eggs, egg foo young. You can put ’em on burgers, toss ’em in fried rice, whip ’em into a meringue. That- that’s about it.

There’s over easy, and eggs Benedict and eggie-in-a-basket. There’s eggs devil-style... you can hard-boil ’em, soft-boil ’em, serve ’em in soup. There’s poached eggs, broiled eggs, egg salad.

I'm gonna be like Bubba gump shrimp but with eggs.

Anyway, like I was sayin, eggs is the fruit of the farm. You can pan-fry ’em, boil ’em, bake ’em, sauté ’em. There's scrambled eggs, veggie omelets, ham omelets. You got sausage quiche, bacon quiche, maybe even some spinach and artichoke quiche.

As it stands, it's not out of the realm of possibility for me to take my turkey, chicken, and cat for a walk.

At the same time. ​

New life goal: become part of the local folklore.

You got pickled eggs, Scotch eggs, egg foo young. You can put ’em on burgers, toss ’em in fried rice, whip ’em into a meringue. That- that’s about it.

There’s over easy, and eggs Benedict, and eggie-in-a-basket. There’s eggs devil-style... you can hard-boil ’em, soft-boil ’em, serve ’em in soup. There’s poached eggs, basted eggs, egg salad.

I hope to have a cat that gets excited hearing the word "walk?"

We're doing this slowwwwwwly. She was a feral who I worked with and got inside a couple of years ago. She has a very chill personality and is adapting remarkably well to the harness.

Haven't tried the leash part yet.

Oh for sure. We are doing many indoor trial runs

French fry: absolutely fucking not. I will sniff it, and that's all. Do not put that on me.

Rorachach: check out my new digs

this has also crossed my mind. I have an area on the porch where i might be able to screen it in at minimal cost because the pillars and supports are already there, i'd just need wire or netting.

Can I use my outdoor speakers to broadcast eagle and raven sounds to freak out the hawks?

Has anyone done that lolol?

Oh for sure, Google can't be trusted in all things. It was the narrative visual that gave me the chuckles but people are taking this seriously, apparently.

Yall interested in egg recipes?

Gotta do something with these eggs.

Oh for sure. We are doing indoor walkies for a while until I see how they react over time and their escape attempts